Erika✨

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

They are not.

[chefkids @girlflopping]

"Syd and Carmy are just friends" he literally got her pregnant with a restaurant just to trap her in his life

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

wasn’t gonna drink tonight but i miss one direction like a mf

[Sadeeya B. @DeeyaDirouge]

I be thinking I’m a yapper until I get around people who really cannot shut up. Then I realize quick , they got me beat.

[DEI Petty @marcformarc]

ABC: JD Vance says you would veto a ban.

Trump: I don’t talk to JD Vance.

[Max @Juicewag]

I wish I was executed after birth

[Ashley White | Chicago Esthetician @skinclasshero]

cats getting ate except for mine

[ً @rchllnvrr]

girls it’s sad cause Ik you really wanna go on walks at night and clear your mind but you’re a girl

[LOSeR @ikeepforgetingg]

this stereotype is so funny to me cuz every man i met cant stfu and they can talk for hours without saying anything thats remotely interesting..

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

the sluttiest thing a guy can do is wear glasses

[Joie @__Joy_Fuze_]

📍

[Zaynah Bear 🇹🇹 @zaynahbear]

WELL WHO YELLS AT PEOPLE

[M.S @MalaakSafa]

"Not every single woman has a scary story about a man" Yes they do. I promise you that they do.

[Zaynah Bear 🇹🇹 @zaynahbear]

Someone recommend a good romcom so I can rub my feet together under the blanket and giggle!

[Sarah @barfieldgussy]

I overuse the 🫡 emoji because I am so duty-bound and filled with honour. sorry if that offends.

[emily may @emilykmay]

men are like "i would die for my wife at any time but noticing that we are low on milk and filling out a preschool form is too much."

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

After a long day of saying wildly offensive things I like to unwind and think about how beautiful and kind I am

[@dfarecs @lethalrejection]

if you don’t have headphones you don’t get to listen to music or watch tiktoks on public transportation