i love it when you call puppies pathetic and they open their legs like it's a cue. now i need to know what other tricks you can do on your own like that. such a clever pet!
pup, open your legs like a whore when your owner walks in, and iโll let you earn the privilege of wearing my leash. and who knows? maybe mommy will even take you for a little walk outside so everyone can see just how pathetic her pretty little puppy is. seems fun, right?