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[eri.k.a @erikaasmalley]

@ofarevolution Love & Memories in CR 😌

[TRAVIS SCOTT @trvisXX]

Today might be one for the illest days in women’s sports historyyyyyyy
Let’s get it.

[Cody Sargent @codydsargent]

It’s time to “clean up” the House.

Beth for Speaker. @ChuckGrassley

[eri.k.a @erikaasmalley]

Still not over the time David Spade liked my tweet about him. That was cool.

[eri.k.a @erikaasmalley]

Forever my favorite @THEGaryBusey moment ever- ft @DavidSpade

[eri.k.a @erikaasmalley]

@coryjcrowley 🤮 should be grounds for removal from the plane

[eri.k.a @erikaasmalley]

Raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by your iPhone facial recognition 🤚🏼

[eri.k.a @erikaasmalley]

Forever my favorite @THEGaryBusey moment ever- ft @DavidSpade

[eri.k.a @erikaasmalley]

I demand to know what on planet Earth would possess someone to name their child Garth?!

No offense to anyone named Garth.

[eri.k.a @erikaasmalley]

The eagles of Middle Earth deserved far more props than they received and that’s a fact.

[eri.k.a @erikaasmalley]

This halftime show is unreal 😳 idk that it can be topped.

[eri.k.a @erikaasmalley]

Yup.

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

“No worries either way!” —me worrying both ways

[eri.k.a @erikaasmalley]

@kelseygretch Their loss ♥️ can’t to see how much better you score!

[eri.k.a @erikaasmalley]

@elonmusk the windshield in my cousin’s Tesla is cracking out of nowhere from no impact. It has gone this far in 45 minutes. If we die in a rain of glass shards, our last wish is to have our bodies sent to space. Thx.

[eri.k.a @erikaasmalley]

@elonmusk the windshield in our Tesla is actively cracking as we drive. If we die in a storm of glass shards, our last wish is to have our bodies sent to space. Thx.

[eri.k.a @erikaasmalley]

@yohane24 Dude was absolute 🚮 why keep playing? I’d take myself out to avoid the embarrassment.

[eri.k.a @erikaasmalley]

I took a shit this morning that could have played better than Petras. That’s just the truth. #CitrusBowl

[eri.k.a @erikaasmalley]

I cried six different times while watching. Prepare. #HarryPotter20thAnniversary

[eri.k.a @erikaasmalley]

Take Petras the F out. #CitrusBowl

[eri.k.a @erikaasmalley]

I’m dead convinced that I was the inspiration for Jo March- years before I was even thought of.

[eri.k.a @erikaasmalley]

A wizard should know better