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this is where I scream into a void

[egg @erikabread711]

None of my friends understand my job and I love it

What does she do???? Idk she's always doing it tho idk what it is just meetings about meetings

[kennyislittle @kennyislittle]

@InternetH0F

[Ba Sing Se @BaSingSeUpdate]

Straight people are banned Fron Ba Sing Se.

[egg @erikabread711]

Do u ever throw out Tupperware because you don't wanna wash it

[egg @erikabread711]

I need to practice my boss bitch voice. Whenever I pick up the phone at work they think I'm a receptionist and ask to talk to management.

Bitch I'm management what do you want

[egg @erikabread711]

Sometimes I rip out hair strands for fun and then I realize how weird that is so I hide it in my pockets but now it's more weird because all my pockets are full of hair strands

[egg @erikabread711]

Someone told me I'm easy to draw wtf

[egg @erikabread711]

Last weekend I gave my friend the talk because we were drinking and I was worried about her going overboard

She then had to pick me up after I ran away for a mile and a half at 3am

[egg @erikabread711]

Stoppp💀💀

[egg @erikabread711]

Me after saying whatever happens will happen but then what needed to happen actually happens

[egg @erikabread711]

I decided to fuck off into the sunset for a few weeks

[Vis Viva @Vis_Viva]

@hankgreen Not knowing what's going on is like 60% of the human condition. The other 40% is being tired.

[egg @erikabread711]

No mames wey neta estoy sad por un hombre que nunca ni me compro flores

[egg @erikabread711]

😇

[egg @erikabread711]

My problem is I confuse basic human decency with flirting and flirting with basic human decency

[egg @erikabread711]

One thing about me is I WILL plan our first date on a spreadsheet and it's gonna be fucking romantic.

[egg @erikabread711]

My best friend and I talking about someone who wants nothing to do eith me

[egg @erikabread711]

Rat is short for Ratthew

[egg @erikabread711]

@milkyworm_ Now I'm stalking his venmo help me

[egg @erikabread711]

I went on a date with someone (he didn't know it was a date) and now it turns out he has a girlfriend

The betrayal