Erika Fernandez

volunteer cupcake taster

[Erika Fernandez @erikafernandez]

One thing about being addicted to my phone is that it’s always close to capture baby moments and for that I will not stop.

[Erika Fernandez @erikafernandez]

@richquintyn All Canadian travel agencies have the same pricing set by the your operators, if you call in and ask for a discount you’ll get one.

[Erika Fernandez @erikafernandez]

@kparkes17 I just wanna know the end goal - that’s the tea ☕️

[Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman]

“Sure” is not “yes”

please just say yes or no I am an over thinker

[Erika Fernandez @erikafernandez]

It’s bully o’clock, make sure your friends vote xoxo

[Erika Fernandez @erikafernandez]

@globalnews This is disgusting why use a picture of the murderer smiling on a beach, shame on you.

[Erika Fernandez @erikafernandez]

Half my job is googling things other people are too lazy to do but not lazy enough to email me and ask.

[lucy 🇵🇸🍉 @xlucymoorex]

every woman knows it’s not all men. but we don’t know WHICH men. so we stay wary of ALL men. it’s not rocket science

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

tbh we’ve all gone a little loco

[Erika Fernandez @erikafernandez]

@courtneyskippon https://t.co/abbk0KifRZ

[Erika Fernandez @erikafernandez]

@awkwardpuppets Trying to find house salad video please help

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Already debating the pros & cons of using a PTO day on the very first work day of 2021

[Erika Fernandez @erikafernandez]

Me: 30, happily married
Each time @taylorswift13 puts out an album: emotionally goes back to heartbroken 21 and pretends I didn’t end up marrying him

[delia @delia_cai]

another day of staring at the big screen while scrolling through my little screen so as to reward myself for staring at the medium screen all week

[Erika Fernandez @erikafernandez]

At the rate I’ve been going this month, I will have watched every single Christmas movie by Dec 1. Send help 🎄

[Erika Fernandez @erikafernandez]

@m_lh_b Ooooo the witching hour, scary!!

[Erika Fernandez @erikafernandez]

Every night I look at the clock at 911.
Every night since I watched final destination 3 in 2005, if that’s not spooky I dunno what is... by every night I mean at least 4/7 days a week 👻

[Erika Fernandez @erikafernandez]

things that got me through this stressful month ; Gilmour Girls and pop tarts #sueme

[Hannah Berner @beingbernz]

Why have 1 meal when you can have 476 chips?