Erika J. Huffman

livin’ la vida pizza 🍕

[#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart @prettycritical]

we all need to chill. i won’t go first but it’s something i've noticed.

[Erika J. Huffman @erikajhuff]

No relation but total agreement.

[Scott Huffman @HuffmanForNC]

Why do I support cancelling student loan debt for 45 million students? Because we canceled trillions in taxes for 600 billionaires. That's why.

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

if you’ve only had sit-in-a-chair jobs then you may not know that everyone else has to ask permission before taking an unpaid vacation, which is easily a top 5 humiliating experience every time

[Abi 🌻 @AbiJo_Friday]

I love my husband but I also watched him put his dirty mayonnaise knife directly on the counter last night

[Alec Bouchard @Alec_bouchard21]

“He didn’t listen to simple commands”
Okay so?? Most of you won’t even listen to the governors simple command and wear a mask, does that mean you all deserve to be shot too? No, So STFU

[James, Holder of Kitties and Devourer of Cheeses @jamesithon]

"Protests shouldn't turn into riots"
Well arrests shouldn't turn into murders

[riley @ryy_taylor]

why did taco bell have to pick summer 2020 to get rid of potatoes like read the room

[Morgan Murphy @morgan_murphy]

At this point, “I can’t vote for Biden” is the left’s version of “I will not wear a mask.” It’s a personal choice that could disproportionately hurt the most marginalized people among us, but at least yer doing your thaaang!

[ny guy @urlocalnyguy]

To students starting school today,

Please be nice to your teachers. My dad is 53 years old, and not a whiz w technology. He’s called me EVERY day, attempting to practice because he’s so nervous and wants what’s best for his students.

Please be patient with them. They’re trying.

[🫵🏽 @ahsehtho]

So you agree.

People that don’t like their country should be able to leave and choose another country to live in

[Pastor Ben @BenjaminPDixon]

Bruh, if your waiter looks like this, that means you need to take your bourgeoisie ass home and learn to cook until this thing is over

[Jimmy Tatro @JimmyTatro]

Aaaaand the president has officially applied the “can’t get an STD if you don’t get checked” logic to a fucking pandemic

[mel @Watermelanie102]

remember this when you’re thinking about going out to eat!! if you’re not gonna wear your mask while ordering/talking to wait staff or leave a gd tip then do not go. i know you’re quarantine fatigued but imagine how your underpaid, overworked wait staff feels.

[Tess Barker @TesstifyBarker]

How much does it cost to have an army occupy Los Angeles and why does my mom have to use her own paycheck to buy crayons for her first graders

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

all im saying is it’s legal to pee yourself in police cars if you get arrested and say “i have to pee” and then they have to clean them and decommission the cars for 24hrs, possibly 48hrs due to the pandemic and the LAPD only has 6,000~ total vehicles so.

[Erika J. Huffman @erikajhuff]

@nochacervideos @YungDave_ I got pulled over, arrested, and was asked why I was going over 100 mph when I was barely going 45 in Shoreline. When he was putting in my information he goes “You’re Chinese right?” then was surprised when I said I’m White as well.