Erika Corvette Warren

forever whelmed

[Erika Corvette Warren @erikawarren]

I’ve seen final destination enough times that if she says the left filange was taken by reptile man, then it’s time to leave

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨Just In: A passenger of this viral video is stating that this female believes she was sitting next to some sort of ”reptilian man” in a green hoodie on this plane.

A male passenger that was sitting 3 rows behind the incident claims that the man in the green hoodie winked at him horizontally after this ordeal.

If someone can contact them, I would love to interview the man in the green hoodie or this woman on a Twitter Space to debunk this outrageous accusation.

[Erika Corvette Warren @erikawarren]

My love language is music

[Erika Corvette Warren @erikawarren]

Do you say please and thank you to your Alexa or did you not watch Smart House growing up?

[Erika Corvette Warren @erikawarren]

2023 really is the year of the espresso martini.

[Erika Corvette Warren @erikawarren]

Telling my kids this was the Breakfast Club.

[Erika Corvette Warren @erikawarren]

@BLACK_SWAN_631 @getFANDOM @hulu Finally a worthy revival

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@BLACK_SWAN_631 @getFANDOM @hulu Yesss!

[Erika Corvette Warren @erikawarren]

I’m ‘gets drunk and passes out my business card’ years old

[Erika Corvette Warren @erikawarren]

Absolutely wild that fish breathe water like we breath air.

[Erika Corvette Warren @erikawarren]

Disrespect your surroundings was not an invitation to litter.

[Erika Corvette Warren @erikawarren]

Picture it: a Romeo and Juliet remake but with Kronk as the friar who bumbles it all.

[Erika Corvette Warren @erikawarren]

Is it possible to buy something online without being hounded by emails for the rest of eternity?

[Erika Corvette Warren @erikawarren]

Is it safe to eat JIF peanut butter yet?

[Erika Corvette Warren @erikawarren]

I have already implemented a 4 day work week at my office, my boss just doesn’t know it yet.

[Erika Corvette Warren @erikawarren]

Can’t wait to see what delightful and endearing character the Duffer brothers make us fall in love with in Stranger Things 5 only to murder them…

[Erika Corvette Warren @erikawarren]

Stranger Things summed up in subtitles: [mysterious synth music], [somber synth music], [hopeful synth music]

[Erika Corvette Warren @erikawarren]

Do Vin Diesel’s friends call him Vin Diesel or just Vin? Vinny? Vino?

[Erika Corvette Warren @erikawarren]

[shreds guitar solo]

[Erika Corvette Warren @erikawarren]

Overheard at the bar: “Would I love to see you naked? Yes. Do I need to see you naked? No. Is that my end goal? Do you want 4 bushwhackers?”