Home schooling your kids is fucked up. What will they do when they encounter “smells like up dog in here” for the first time at 24? They won’t have the psychological immunities built up to defend themselves. They’ll be killed on the spot.
What was great about Bret Hart's character, was that if he wrestled a voodoo man, a dead guy, an evil dentist or any madcap gimmick, he'd just be like "I dont believe in any of that shit, I'll out wrestle them."