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2006 soccer summer camp participation award winner

[redrum @griffisu]

eventually there will be an infant capable of handling 115° car interior we just have to keep trying

[MARSEILLE!!!!! @MxSocialite]

I JUST LICKED MY GIRLFRIENDS SWEATY BOOB!!!!

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

mr beast wants me to give him an erotic massage

[powerful wizerd @powerfulwizerd]

Google “Beer” right now. you’re gonna like what you see

[ainsley 🏳️‍⚧️ @witchwounds]

kind of embarrassing to laugh at a joke that someone makes it’s like. ohh i’m pregnant with your humor,, i’m giggling and it’s yours

[Cymorg Comics @CyMorgComics]

Installed a bidet too far forward and sniped my balls off like the deathstar blowing up alderaan

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

You'd rather I beat a live horse? A horse with a family? With a career? With its best years still ahead of it? You're sick.

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

i masturbate loud as hell so if you don’t like that go to a different jersey mikes

[slice @sliceofheck]

Soup, but for your penis

[lexi ⋆˚꩜｡ @sapphicscreams]

Why is it called a soft pretzel when I am literally hard the entire time

[chase @_chase_____]

accidentally compared apples to oranges and it was no big deal. they have some similarities and some differences

[vivi @vivitoodumb]

Ur weener isn’t rly small. The world is just really big.

[foreskin @foreskinsol]

forskin is friend, not food

@netanyahu

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

"3 white guys isn't much" imagine dragons

[Cloudy 🌥️ (real angel) @oncloud_e]

"2 likes isn't much" imagine 2 towers. not so funny now, is it?

[sinkdog millionaire @catboyhumper]

It's gone

[whalefact @awhalefact]

whales are so small now haha april fools still big

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

guy who doesnt respect the walkie talkie rules: ugh, im so hungover

guy who does: rlly 👀? over

[WEIRD VAL @autismpills]

if you die in utah you die in real life

[ProbablyApril ✨ @oh_itsapriltoo]

Do you think miss direction and miss information ever explore each other's bodies?