E. Mahon

Associate Professor of Music, Trumpet & Director of Jazz Studies @morningsideedu • Trumpet & Booking @goodroadband • Educated Elite

[E. Mahon @erikmahon]

Truly an inspiration to all.

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Secretary of War Pete Hegseth knocked out 44 bench press reps after completing a morning run with troops at GTMO yesterday.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Cannot stress this enough—he was a fucking podcaster

[E. Mahon @erikmahon]

Please come to SUX.

[Ryan Ewing @FlyingHighRyan]

The CRJ-200 gets a new life.

United and SkyWest will debut the CRJ-450, a modified CRJ-200 with 41 seats instead of 50. The jet will also feature a first class cabin and Starlink Wi-Fi.

It will launch this fall from United's Chicago O'Hare and Denver hubs.

[E. Mahon @erikmahon]

So most jobs in academia.

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

If the job pays under $80K, it shouldn’t require a cover letter and 5 rounds of interviews

[Mark Bland @markbland]

We have lost a decade of our life to an evil moron...a fool and loser. An Idiot! One of the most racist and dumbest humans on the planet.

10 years.

[Ron Shillman @shillman1]

I don’t want a president who’s “just like me.” I want a president who’s smarter than me, more articulate than me, more well-read than me, and better educated than me with the confidence to surround themselves with people smarter, more educated and articulate than they are.

[Jay Black @jayblackisfunny]

A lot of this could’ve been prevented if MAGA didn’t think learning things was “feminine”.

[crunchyrugger @crunchyrugger]

PSA: the United States does not have a department of war. We don’t change department names around here on the whim of Fox News weekend hosts. until Congress tells you differently it’s called the Department of Defense. Knock that shit off.

[Jeff Biesinger @JeffBiesinger]

People my age crack me up about the Super Bowl halftime show. “I wish they’d just have *fill in the blank artist” like they used to have.

Bro, we’re old. They’re not catering to us anymore. The artists they do have are now the bands their target audience does want to hear. Our day is over. It’s gone. Outside of our dream a couple years ago with all the awesome rappers from the 90’s, our job is to watch our kids enjoy it.

[Benny Benack III @bbjazziii]

Such an out of touch and also musically uninformed take. Did you see how many ACTUAL musicians were hired and performing real instruments? A string section? A full band of horns? The music was rich harmonically and melodically and beautiful and complex. From a musical standpoint, the TPUSA show was much more simpleton, “dumbed down” music. Bad Bunny uses real, conservatory trained musicians and references numerous classic styles of latin music. Saying nothing about his personal musical contributions, he has the good sense to buoy himself with tons of talented, real musicians

[wookin’ pa nub @jjrayn]

Lmao. I live in an affluent neighborhood in Sioux Falls and half my neighbors have Minnesota Vikings tickets and there’s probably a dozen kids attending the UofM — my son toured it a yr ago. Rural South Dakotans find Sioux Falls scary, so…

[Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL]

Quite the understatement considering a piece of shit out of my ass is also worth more than the entirety of ICE

[Dave Dameshek @Dameshek]

I have worn pants, merino wool sweaters and mittens...I have eaten grilled cheese, deviled eggs and gazpacho.

This Stranger Things finale is so-so.

[E. Mahon @erikmahon]

Layaway plans for a concert ticket 😂

[Rock The Country @rockthecountry_]

Rock The Country 2026🇺🇸
Sign up now for presale that starts Friday, January 16th at 10am local. Layaway plans available for all ticket types start at $2.50 down.
https://t.co/3PEg7WzEsi

[E. Mahon @erikmahon]

Playing the trumpet.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

What’s a skill you learned as a kid that’s completely useless now but you still show off sometimes? 💭

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

No education required. Mininum 18 months playing first person shooter games in yo' ugly-ass momma's basement. Must have no marketabe skills and possess a strong hatred of folks different from you and whatnot.

[⋆KMꜝ❤︎ @misskerrington]

“are you busy tomorrow?” my dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me

[E. Mahon @erikmahon]

The Life Aquatic of a Showgirl

[E. Mahon @erikmahon]

@JebBrooks ATL is the clear answer, but surprised MSP is in 2nd. It’s always solid and it’s always improving.

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

I’ll never get over the fact that a terrible logo rebrand is now considered woke lmao