Erik Vesper

Literally dozens of participation trophies. 6 time groomsman. Covered @RUWrestling for @SBNation and @TheScarletFaithful.

[O.W. Root @owroot]

The fact that you can't even make out on a bench in Central Park without someone recording you on their iPhone and then posting it to social media as some kind of bit is everything that's wrong with society and I am not joking. The surveillance state (administered by an actual state or by the millions of people with phones who want to embarrass people on their TL) is essentially the least romantic thing imaginable in both the love sense and the living sense. It is anti-romantic and anti-life. Part of the reason why the before world was fun was the fact that you didn't have this kind of thing. The ability to do something without it being documented and recorded is the difference between being free vs an animal locked in a cage. There is a direct correlation between everyone constantly being afraid that someone is going to record them and post it somewhere and society becoming more neurotic, less fun, more boring, and less alive.

The self-administered surveillance state is the enemy of life.

[Erik Vesper @erikmightwrite]

@Return_Of_RB Bravo Rico, well played

[Erik Vesper @erikmightwrite]

Outdoor Tom’s voice being deeper than mine now isn’t something I was ready to deal with today. #outdoorboys

[Universal Pictures @UniversalPicsAU]

Rest in peace to our Jurassic legend, Sam Neill.

[Aaron Breitman @aaron_breitman]

Dylan Harper shines in NBA Finals.

Carli Lloyd and Alexi Lalas front & center of World Cup coverage.

Chris Gotterup earns 5th career PGA tour victory.

Josh Kuroda-Grauer hits .500 in first week of MLB career.

Football flips 4-star RB from PSU.

Summer of Rutgers continues…

[Dylan Palacio @greentoepalacio]

I don’t forgive and forget. I hate and remember. A beef with me is forever.

[Erik Vesper @erikmightwrite]

Swear to god if I was D&D, I would spend the rest of my life corroborating the story that the show was supposed to end with Season 8 Episode 3. Maybe a quiet 4th but that’s it. 1/1 show of all time. No wrap up needed. Leave it in mystery. Best show ever.

[Erik Vesper @erikmightwrite]

Hear me out. Our only chance at being good at soccer is to institute an every other year ban of American Football for children aged 6-18. Born in an even year? Get ready to learn soccer, buddy. Pay for development with all the extra money we have. Ez. World Cup 2038 Champions.

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

That shit cool and all but ain’t a soul on Belgium meeting Derrick Henry in the A gap in the middle of december

[Kevin Clark @bykevinclark]

Oh just one more thing, Belgium.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Americans watching England Mexico

[Erik Vesper @erikmightwrite]

@TaylorLewan77 @Courtyard_io @RippinWTB afanoftacos

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

Mere hours into his stint as a double agent and Mitchell Robinson has already begun destabilizing the Boston Celtics from within

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Hey @australia fuck u mate

[Game of Thrones @GameOfThrones]

Jalen Brunson,
First of His Name,
Breaker of Double Teams,
King of New York,
Most Valuable Player.

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

That is FUCKING INSANE to not call the reckless close out. All series long it’s been a thing. It’s been called.

He should already be suspended for this game. He’s a dirty scumbag and if there’s another game he shouldn’t be in it.

[90s WWE @90sWWE]

😭

[Dylan Palacio @greentoepalacio]

Me To The NYPD Police Commissioner Outside MSG Tonight

[J.E. Skeets @jeskeets]

Your Outie is a Knicks fan.
Your Outie loves to travel.
Your Outie is happy.

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

no it’s okay sir i know this 70mm showtime of The Odyssey is sold out, i just have to deliver this very large horse-shaped package to someone inside