Erik The Dad 🧢

Husband, Father, Engineer, Gamer, Guitarist, Dogfather.
My opinions are my own, what I say on here I will say to your face.

[Mason @webdevMason]

How normal well-adjusted people become libertarians

[greg @greg16676935420]

Getting arrested sucks but this sucks more:

[Erik The Dad 🧢 @ErikRevier]

@Mens_Corner__ 100%

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

ai food gives me the same feeling i get when i look at a cluster of holes. trypophobia ass shit. literally the complete opposite of appetizing. if i see this eldritch horror outside your store i am turning 360 degrees and walking away

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

Conor McGregor vs Max Holloway

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: Firefighters in Wisconsin are hailing 5 teenage boys as HEROES after they BUSTED DOWN A DOOR TO A BURNING HOME to save a 91-year-old elderly couple and their family on July 4th.

When firefighters arrived, they discovered the boys had already rescued ALL SIX PEOPLE inside the home.

According to investigators, the boys noticed what they thought was a bonfire from their home.

As they walked closer, they saw a home was on fire and started banging on the doors and windows and heard people yelling.

The group of boys BROKE DOWN THE DOOR, ran into the home, called out for the victims and rescued all them.

“We started calling out for people and asking if anybody was in there. And then we ended up getting quite a bit of responses. There ended up being five or six people in the house..."

"...you are kind of just feeling around, yelling, and then I heard a couple in the room on the left. So I went in there and got them out."

As the last person stepped out of the home, the flames intensified.

INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!!

[GH HILL @GHHILL1911]

I don't know who wrote this originally:

A future soldier time travels into a gun store:
"I need a rifle to kill aliens that are mostly bullet proof."
Ok, you're probably going to want a larger caliber, probably .308, or for armor the added velocity of 6.5 Creed might...
"No, we only have 5.56."
Ok, no problem. You're going to at least want a longer barrel to keep as much velocity as you can.
"I was thinking like, 7 inches."
Ah, ok. If portability is a big concern you're probably going to want a super compact PDW style stock.
"I need the longest, heaviest stock you can find."
...Ok. Lets talk optics then, a 7" 5.56 is gonna be pretty limited on range so a simple red dot...
"I need magnification."
Oh, are these aliens hard to identify?
"They're gigantic."
Oh.
"I tell you what, go ahead and put a red dot at a 45. They look sick."
Will you ever use it?
"I will not."
....so, aliens huh? That sounds rough.
"They have incredibly heightened senses. They can smell blood from a mile away."
OH. Well, now the shorter barrel makes a little more sense. You're making room for a big suppressor.
"A what?"
A silencer. Especially if you're going to be shooting these in close proximity to other people, the concussive forces will be...
"No thanks. We'll probably shoot a dozen of these full auto in a concrete stairwell."
That's...I think you're making my point.
"We'll also be fighting in dimly lit areas."
You'll want a super bright weapon mounted light.
"No I said they'll be dimly lit. What's your dimmest light?"
How is this war going for you?
"We're losing terribly."

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Bill Maher: "[Charlie Kirk] was shot under a banner that said, 'prove me wrong.' Because he was a debater...So the people who mocked his death or justified it, I think you're gross... he people who are saying, now 'we're at war' I have no use for you."

[greg @greg16676935420]

“Grandpa, tell me about when Freddy came to the United States for the World Cup”

[Erik The Dad 🧢 @ErikRevier]

@XCER_haha @LudwigAhgren @MightyKeef So what does that make Lud?

[Erik The Dad 🧢 @ErikRevier]

@sixshootermm @LudwigAhgren @MightyKeef Oh, you know how mango feels. Appreciate you speaking for him. Cool man 👍

I just know i'd feel pretty shitty if I exploited and enabled my clearly alcoholic friend for content. Then he got him banned from this career and fired from his job.. just me though.

[Erik The Dad 🧢 @ErikRevier]

@ChiefFlaffy @LudwigAhgren @MightyKeef I dont disagree with that at all. But when Lud is egging it on for years, feeding him shots, encouraging the behavior to boost views, then throws him away when the line inevitably gets crossed. Is he also not at fault for what happened? He's the soft one. Snake behavior.

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

NUCLEAR POWER.

IT DOESN'T CARE IF THE SUN'S SHINING OR THE WIND'S BLOWING.

IT DOESN'T NEED BATTERIES FULL OF COBALT OR LITHIUM DUG UP BY CONGOLESE CHILD SLAVES IN CHINESE-OWNED MINES.

AND IT HAS LOWER LIFETIME GREENHOUSE GAS EMISSIONS THAN SOLAR, AND ABOUT THE SAME AS WIND.

IT'S NOT EVIL DEVIL MAGIC. IT'S METAL THAT GETS HOT AND BOILS WATER TO MAKE STEAM THAT TURNS TURBINES.

THERE'S NO SMOKE. THE SHIT THAT COMES OUT OF THE COOLING TOWER IS JUST STEAM.

NUCLEAR PRODUCES AT LEAST A HUNDRED TIMES LESS RADIOACTIVE POLLUTION THAN COAL WHICH CONTAINS TRACE RADIOACTIVE ELEMENTS WHICH GO INTO THE AIR WHEN BURNED.

NUCLEAR POWER DOESN'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM BECAUSE ALL NUCLEAR WASTE IS CONTAINED, AND NO NUCLEAR WASTE CASKET HAS EVER LEAKED IN THE HISTORY OF AMERICAN NUCLEAR POWER.

NUCLEAR POWER IS SAFE.

IT'S EFFECTIVE.

IT DOES LESS DAMAGE TO THE ENVIRONMENT THAN COAL, OR EVEN WIND AND SOLAR WHICH REQUIRE A FUCK TON OF LAND AND TOXIC METALS FOR WHICH WE HAVE NO PLAN TO DEAL WITH.

NUCLEAR POWER IS THE CLOSEST THING TO A PERFECT ENERGY SOURCE THE HUMAN SPECIES HAS EVER DISCOVERED.

WE'VE HAD THE TECHNOLOGY SINCE THE 1950S. IF WE EMBRACED IT FROM THE START, WE WOULDN'T HAVE CLIMATE CHANGE TODAY. WE COULD HAVE HAD ALL OF THE AIR CONDITIONING WE EVER WANTED, ALONG WITH EVERY OTHER MODERN CONVENIENCE WE'RE CONSTANTLY SHAMED FOR TODAY.

BUT WE SAID NO.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING AS A SPECIES?

ARE WE FUCKING RETARDED?

[Helldivers Alerts @HelldiversAlert]

HELLDIVERS 2 Campaign Brief: Termicide 2.0

[Prince/プリンス@P（ﾋﾟｰ） @Prince_Yoshi]

I use Ness only when I play against somei

[Erik The Dad 🧢 @ErikRevier]

@FrenchResponse Less people alive does mean less A/C needed to keep them cool and alive, so you're not wrong.