Erik Shapiro

TV Writer and future owner of Hail Dairy Mother of Cheeses milchig restaurant, Vatican City.

[Erik Shapiro @erikshapiro]

@smstelegram New phone. Same number. When I signed in all of my chats were deleted. I have been asking for help from your volunteers but as of yet, no help. Thanks so much!

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@piersmorgan You should have your medication adjusted.

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@MOSSADil Mia, ya sharmuta! Don't point your mouth towards me!

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@rsolomonfndn Hopefully, they are.

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@iamyesyouareno Spit my soda out. So many well-educated people on this platform.

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@TankoZionism Where can I get a wheelchair with that design? I'd like to roll up to someone parking illegally in a handicapped spot. #disabilityinclusion #accessibility

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@CarolynOmine Loved it! Kudos!

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@Ali_Nejad you owe me a coffee as mine is now sprayed across my computer screen! "Have you ever seen a python eat a bird egg?"

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@mattritter1 Yes. I've cut down.

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@IJasonAlexander Apocalypse Dow - The Trump Administration opens up the economy way too soon.

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@thetzechun https://t.co/sN8ox6XJKT

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@TheFive time to dump @TheJuanWilliams for his hate-filled speech.

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Time for @foxnews to suspend @TheJuanWilliams for his disgusting comments about Zionists. Stop the hate.

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Brevity.

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@Sears you truly suck. Thanks for choosing violence and hatred just to sell some crappy t shirts. I am forever done with you. #BoycottSears

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10. Cheat on your spouse and then cheat on that person with another person. (Makes for an awesome blended family) #TrumpAppreciationDay

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9. Refuse to pay your taxes. (This includes sales tax at stores. Make sure to tell the cashier to f*** off) #TrumpAppreciationDay

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8. Surround yourself with jerks. (Fun fact: the correct term is a "gaggle of putzes") #TrumpAppreciationDay

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7. Mock the disabled (harmless fun) #TrumpAppreciationDay

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6. Pretend you're indigenous to an area and then tell everyone else to leave. #TrumpAppreciationDay