Erin Twomey

Sgt. Milquetoast

[Erin Twomey @erin_2me]

I’m just one stressy, depressy, glasses wearing messy.

[Erin Twomey @erin_2me]

Bro could you IMAGINE? My sisters would never let me hear the end of it.

[Everything Georgia @GAFollowers]

A car fell into the road in Athens yesterday. Luckily no one was injured.

[Erin Twomey @erin_2me]

Getting off the phone with a grandparent:
“Okay. I will. Yes ma’am. I love you. Yes ma’am. Okay. Okay. I love you, too. Yes ma’am. I will. Alright. Alright. I love you, too. Okay, goodbye.”

[Erin Twomey @erin_2me]

@tswifterastour Hi! I need any of the Atlanta shoes!!! (It’s my birthday weekend, so I would be extra extra grateful!!)

[Erin Twomey @erin_2me]

@Kyla_Z_Percival Skee yee

[Erin Twomey @erin_2me]

@airguitarsolos My Taurus ass

[Erin Twomey @erin_2me]

Do y’all know how hard it is to stop myself from telling some of my students they should look into therapy

[Erin Twomey @erin_2me]

@lucycaroline910 Brain, leave it alone.

[Erin Twomey @erin_2me]

I proctored a midterm today. When I passed out the papers, which included a modern world map, one student looked me dead in the eyes and said, “Whoa cool, we get a map of Pangea???!!”

I’ve lost hope.

[Erin Twomey @erin_2me]

How much of a middle child would you say I am?

[Erin Twomey @erin_2me]

I have Bottega and YSL taste but an Amazon and target budget :(

[Erin Twomey @erin_2me]

@airguitarsolos I’m still here bby

[Erin Twomey @erin_2me]

@kat2mee I better 🔫

[Erin Twomey @erin_2me]

Last night Lucy told me I’m on her short list for bridesmaids and literally CRIED

[Erin Twomey @erin_2me]

My affirmations this morning:

You freaking got this.
You have a big ole wrinkle brain.
Your taste? IMMACULATE.
And you know what? Ya look great. Go unalive the day.

[Erin Twomey @erin_2me]

@kat2mee HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Erin Twomey @erin_2me]

Fun fact: when we were kids, I used to be able to hack into kitty’s voice password journal bc our voices sounded similar enough, and then I would read all of her secrets and store them for later.

[Erin Twomey @erin_2me]

At this point I think servers and drive thru people are joking about not understanding me. Like I think it’s a bit, and yes it’s funny but I need it to stop.

[Erin Twomey @erin_2me]

@RYouKeatingMe Me boi

[Erin Twomey @erin_2me]

@airguitarsolos But Kayleigh, don’t you know if we just worked harder and maybe made better choices like staying at home where there are no jobs and educational opportunities are slim, we wouldn’t be in this situation!