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[amanda🔫🔻 @semperrgumby]

if not for woke, christopher nolan could’ve made a truly faithful odyssey adaptation by keeping matt damon as odysseus but replacing every other actor with muppets…excluding perhaps robert pattinson who already has a mischievous muppet aura and a pure heart

[cooper @cooperfilm]

you expect me to care about a lame ass premise like “the odyssey” when movies could be about the one night a year single people are legally allowed to have sex

[seth @kappyland]

Feel like pure shit gonna drive from Boston to Worcester on the Mass Pike to see how it feels to be a failed Red Sox starting pitcher being sent down to the minor leagues

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

how can i communicate to wild bunnies that i am their ally

[c ☆ @tintafey]

i like when they put the little guy in a hat

[Zweil @somethings_awry]

I love cooking and baking but what I'm really good at is turning a 45 minute recipe into a two and a half hour struggle for my life

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

hot honey dubai chocolate flavored SSRI matcha protein infused GLP-1 suppository ft ludacris

[lulli ☾ @idblockthesun]

noah kahan be like

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

“have you ever seen 30 rock” buddy i’ve seen way more than 30 rocks

[Sam Biederman @Biedersam]

Imagine lying in a hospital bed, out of your mind on a morphine drip and Nicole Kidman shows up

[JEFF @jeffisrael25]

I feel betrayed that Polar Seltzer changed their can design without letting the people of Massachusetts know first

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

they should use these for Luge instead

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

The Winter Olympics are so funny because how do even find out you’re good at launching yourself of a mountain and surviving

[(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ connor ♥ @estradiologist]

hey, could you help me with directions? I'm new in town and haven't had a chance to climb and activate the giant tower that will unlock the markers on my world map

[Jared 🗿🇵🇸 @b1g_damage]

We really do need a separate grocery store for people who've been on earth before

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

waiting for my friends at a cafe in paris, eating the best chocolate mousse i’ve ever had while sipping on a glass of wine thinking about this

[Cedar You @our_decay]

Such a beautiful device. It’s a shame it demands a blood sacrifice.

[Jon Bird @2002tacomasr5]

It doesnt sit right with me that we dont have another name for when your cousin has a baby. Like who is that to me? Also my cousin? No he's not