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[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

US loses to Belgium. Sucks. Thankfully nobody has heard from Mitch McConnell in weeks

[ᨳ ɱαҽ ✫ @urethrafister69]

when salt and pepper had their baby paprika on blues clues.... that rocked me as a toddler. but I had moved on by the time they welcomed cinnamon into the world

[crab rangooner @dmndeyes]

I wish I could stop hearing about t*yl*r sw*ft like just erase all knowledge of her from my brain

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

An NBA executive was “uncomfortable” seeing Jaylen Brown walk around the facility with an active library card, prompting his sudden trade.

(Via @ChrisBHayne)

[Money @MasterChefMoney]

If I see someone in Paul George Celtics jersey you’re getting physically assaulted & possibly robbed

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

they should let me go inside everyone’s house just to see

[. @mithkii]

I love when a man gives up on me so I can focus on feeling weird in my room

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

however chill or not chill I seem now, I was way way more strict as a kid. I was in kindergarten avoiding kids who said “libary” because I thought they were incurably stupid

[julia @juumelo_]

life rocks when u have a boy to annoy and bite actually

[Finch @blckbrdquitter]

move back in with your parents

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

friends with benefits and the benefit is we are friends

[no @zedonarrival]

and not for nothing the spurs are gonna be scary when their frontal lobes develop

[cora @derhausputz]

the spurs are days away from developing a nuclear weapon

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

It’s beautiful when a man can look past my mental illnesses and love me for my boobs.

[𝔏𝔢𝔫𝔞 🎀 @clusterbitch_]

it’s crazy how we have both the World Cup and America 250 this year and almost no one cares about them because the administration has wholly sucked the joy out of even momentous national events

[lily @lilyctrl]

me watching the San Antonio spurs roster celebrate making it to the finals