Erin Valentine

Proud Edmontonian. Stage manager, creator, life enthusiast. Nocturnal. Loves big, laughs hard, subsists on coffee and puns.

[Erin Valentine @erinaceousv]

"yep, look at all those things!" - @venuepartnerwit checking out #snapchat filters. Welcome to millennial life.

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My favourite thing about freshly dyed hair is when you can't tell whether I've just showered or committed a murder

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I can't find my cheese grater so I guess I'm just adding thin slices of mozza to my frozen pizza #neverenoughcheese

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I hate avocados and as a result I own 6 houses and have 4 RRSPs #millenials #avocadotoast

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My life is 50% my cat annoying me, and 50% me annoying my cat #catmom #catlife

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Belting out cheesy love songs to myself because if I can't sing them to me how can I sing them to anyone else? #love #loveyourself

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@JonCapus I thought vegans didn't believe in killing animals

But these tweets slayed me

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9 y/o playing cards: "I'm not dealing"
Yeah join the club kid.

#cantheyearbeover #notdealing #canteven

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Kid: can I go to the bathroom?
Me: I DUNNO CAN YOU

Lion King music plays. The circle of life is complete.

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12 y/o: you might have to video this because I am very funny
I'm glad one of us thinks so.
#kidquotes #childsupervisor #gonnabealongweek

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12 y/o screaming in my face.
Me: what did you have for dinner? Him: chocolates

Figures.
#childminding #kids #kidquotes #livingthedream

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I'm watching fear and anger win. And I am afraid and angry. #ElectionNight #election2016

[The Works @TheWorksFest]

Relax on this beautiful Sunday evening at #theworksfest and make the most of the sunshine in #churchillsquare

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@TheWorksFest is perfect today. A little breezy but music, food, and art are all on point. Finish your long weekend in #yegdt with me!

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Arterior motives: when everything you do is secretly driven by art #theworksfest #redefiningart

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Not convinced that the #bey concert is the right audience to have Blurred Lines on the loudspeaker.

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So many chicks with no pants on at #bey... #rip

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Overheard at #bey: "I'm actually at a Beyoncé concert right now can I call you back?" #priorities

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Opening week all around #yeg. Happiness to all! @citadeltheatre @edmontonopera @harcourthouse @Latitude_53 @ChinookSeries @RubabooArtsFest

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Hey @DearRouge, I don't know your set list but if you play Diamonds tonight in #yeg I might pee myself with joy. Xo!