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[Joe — e/adgbe 🎸 @joe_r_Odonnell]

I heard they’re putting Aunt Jemima back on the bottle tomorrow

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

[Stutii @Sam0kayy]

did it hurt? when you realised 2025 is just 4 months away & you are still processing 2019 which is about to be more than half a decade ago

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

Incase you missed last night: the anti-gun party has started shooting at people they can’t beat in the polls.

[Kiwi Bear @WojteksGrandson]

Going to fire one of my liberal employees tomorrow in honor of Trump

[John Rich🇺🇸 @johnrich]

No riots, no looting, no destruction in Pennsylvania or anywhere else today by Trump supporters. This is the difference between the two sides. Reverse the situation and tell me what would be happening right now.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I fully endorse President Trump and hope for his rapid recovery

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

A tongue twister could possibly assassinate Biden right now

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

when i'm asked about basic concepts in my area of expertise

[SummerClub @sumerclub]

This is what i mean when i say i wanna work remotely

[LB @lnbshr]

Make sure yall deodorant got aluminum in it please it’s too hot