a disgusting little man

When God sings with his creations, will a turtle not be part of the choir?

[a disgusting little man @erinbevb]

The horse with the carrot tied to the fishing pole, except it’s me with a camel crush instead of a carrot

[a disgusting little man @erinbevb]

Sausage cream cheese pinwheels for breakfasttttt

[a disgusting little man @erinbevb]

Had these for a few years now, still some of my best shoes lol

[a disgusting little man @erinbevb]

So in love with my new heels…fawn print

[a disgusting little man @erinbevb]

Jesus boomers are now using AI to make like fake receipts with a note from the server and pictures of fake instacart deliveries in the rain to bitch and moan about a fake scenario

[a disgusting little man @erinbevb]

Leftover casserole, BBQ chicken thighs, and squash and onions

[a disgusting little man @erinbevb]

Turned the first image into the others only took three hours 😭 literally went through EVERYTHING (don’t judge she is four and last time was in here was just dumping everything out 🤣) working on cleaning up skills for sure !!!

[a disgusting little man @erinbevb]

Other day I picked up a shirt I had on my closet floor and there was a big ass dead brown spider under it and now seeing a picture of a dead brown recluse and its way too similar

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Sirloin strips and green bean casserole also a deer taking a tinkle

[a disgusting little man @erinbevb]

@bashfoal Try to say it’s Phil Factory and then maybe your mind will remember the original

[a disgusting little man @erinbevb]

Competition cheer music playing when they lower me into the ground

[a disgusting little man @erinbevb]

I love being in the snake bite community. I literally always have to say something about it if I see another snake bite haver

[a disgusting little man @erinbevb]

Getting my clothes wet soiled instead of dry cleaned

[a disgusting little man @erinbevb]

What if Kim K starts cave diving

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Not the Steve Madden mavis booties !

[a disgusting little man @erinbevb]

Cuttteeeee

[a disgusting little man @erinbevb]

His and hers paddleboards

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And after my first accident not trying to get t boned at 55 mph again thank you !

[a disgusting little man @erinbevb]

Being in a car fucking sucks man I CANT SEE OVER A GIANT LIFTED TRUCK STOP FUCKINF HONKING AT ME

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

accidentally ate some yogurt yesterday from a container that had a pixel of mold near the rim and now i’m trapped in the dimension

[a disgusting little man @erinbevb]

@c6_shanky WHAT are they down here too?! Literally never seen one