Eric the Great

meme addict

[Eric the Great @ErinCarroll2]

A major ick for me is if they are a man and a major turn on for me is if they are a man

[Eric the Great @ErinCarroll2]

Me in the bathroom tweeting annoyingly about my experiences

[Eric the Great @ErinCarroll2]

Me at a club: ‘DO YOU WATCH SOPRANOS CUZ I HAVE A BIT FOR You’
Them: ‘no I don’t’
Me- obviously annoyed: ‘ugh never mind’

[Eric the Great @ErinCarroll2]

Being a man is such a red flag

[Eric the Great @ErinCarroll2]

Okay what kind of soldier would you guys be if you got drafted? I would play dead or flirt with the other soldiers and charm my way to the top.

[Eric the Great @ErinCarroll2]

Just saw a guy named Joss on Tinder. Never swiped left faster

[Eric the Great @ErinCarroll2]

I didn’t realize that going to the post office was such a nationwide hassle until I started listening to podcasts

[Eric the Great @ErinCarroll2]

NO YouTube I do NOT want to fill out the survey

[Eric the Great @ErinCarroll2]

Didn’t check my phone for a few hours and had 4 notifications all from Netflix.
And that my friends is 2020

[Eric the Great @ErinCarroll2]

What’s the weirdest thing you snuck into a movie ? Mine is a full jambalaya pasta dish

[Eric the Great @ErinCarroll2]

What’s the craziest thing you’ve eaten while driving ? Mines a fully curry dish and the whole time I thought about how I was gonna spill it and then spilt it literally everywhere

[Eric the Great @ErinCarroll2]

Pomegranates : hard to break open and not that satisfying. Like a hot white boy!

[Eric the Great @ErinCarroll2]

I am now a pomegranate Twitter page

[Eric the Great @ErinCarroll2]

Pomegranates:35 minutes for a 4 second snack

[Eric the Great @ErinCarroll2]

Pomegranate: you want our juices.. everywhere..

[Eric the Great @ErinCarroll2]

Pomegranate: the pistachio of fruit

[Eric the Great @ErinCarroll2]

Hello I am 26 years old and still don’t know how to dispose of batteries

[Eric the Great @ErinCarroll2]

@g_knee_ You’ve said this to me

[Eric the Great @ErinCarroll2]

Girls be like ‘so thankful for my adventure buddy and our crazy life together 🤪’ and it’s just a picture of Steven in point pleasant park

[Eric the Great @ErinCarroll2]

@chrissyteigen Love you Chrissy ❤️❤️