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Sarcastic. Inappropriate. Caffeinated. she/her

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

I don’t think billionaires should exist. If you become a billionaire I’m not saying you should die — I’m saying you should immediately stop being a billionaire

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I’m so excited for my first #MBMBaM live show!!!

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@julietriplett07 This video makes me cry laughing every single time I see it. https://t.co/7mUVAOUs2p

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@amandabw425 Sounds like it’s time for a new, non-fuckwad doctor.

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@JustinMcElroy YUP. Wordle 213 6/6

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@Eve6 I know there’s no ethical consumption under capitalism, but I would totally buy merch that just said “the band that did that heart in a blender song”

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@amandabw425 @CaffeineNAmbien @arielefoltz

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Look, I’m just saying, whoever is in charge of the Christmas Carol ghosts needs to send them to @JeffBezos’s house this year.

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I mean, this is Missouri in a nutshell, isn’t it? Dumbasses in JC are completely out of touch with reality. People are dying and @Eric_Schmitt doesn’t give a shit.

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@ginnyhogan_ Isn’t it ironic…

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I hear you. I'm listening.

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@Eve6 “In capitalist usage, freedom of the press means freedom of the rich to bribe the press, freedom to use their wealth to shape and fabricate so-called public opinion.” -Lenin

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@JimGaffigan This is the only kind of #beandad I want to hear about.

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

hello darkness my old friend
why are you here its 4pm

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My old girl. She turned 10 in September.

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@amandabw425 Oh nooooo

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Sometimes I think “I should post more on Twitter and less on Facebook” but no one follows me here and I need constant validation so…

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Why is every cast member from The Magicians the store-brand version of another actor?