erin

particular.

[erin @erindotorg]

my 30-day trial is up now I gotta do my 30-day tribulation

[pmc revolt consigliere @JackieAprile24]

Best part of woke 2.0 has that we can finally recognize bad faith weaponization of social justice language by people who are effectively leeches on society

[erin @erindotorg]

Gorsuch dissent is lowkey “when can you say you’re a new yorker” discourse

[lena dunham’s third plastic surgeon @intentionalisms]

Gorsuch dissent is like only two pages long but it’s hilarious, he’s effectively arguing it’s fine to withhold birthright citizenship to temporary visitors but *not* to illegal immigrants, an answer that pleases exactly no one and might be the worst possible one. Never change, Neil

[victoria @vicjokerera]

caleb is so fucking funny man

[Zach Schiffman @schlife]

Former & Juliet cast member Ketanji Brown Jackson joins majority to uphold birthright citizenship

[hannah jones @hannahjonescool]

Everybody is too scared to say “lover” and it’s castrating our society

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

however chill or not chill I seem now, I was way way more strict as a kid. I was in kindergarten avoiding kids who said “libary” because I thought they were incurably stupid

[erin @erindotorg]

“just take mood stabilizers” why are we forcing women to conform when you could just leave my sight for a few days

[erin @erindotorg]

we need to bring back exiling women for a few days bc of their period hear me out.. some of you do not have the mental fortitude to be cussed out by me and if we aren’t to silence women, well then I have to be removed from the situation. it’s for suicide prevention.

[GL @gldivittorio]

“We will replace the frigidity of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism” 🧡💙

[kang @jaycaspiankang]

This is why you can never truly defeat the liberal mind. This man gets a Sunday nyt print delivered to his door, has a ‘in this house we believe’ sign, and you can’t tell him shit about anything.

[ΘΔ Rush Girl 🔆✡️ @kripchakmentum]

european football fans and new jerseyans: fighting over accessing metlife on foot
the lawrence, kansas/algeria subplot:

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

.@elmo

[erin @erindotorg]

if your barista or kebab guy doesn’t like you then maybe there’s something sinister in your soul and they can sense it

[erin @erindotorg]

I guess I just kind of thought the big Mormon temple wasn’t going to be across the street from a Macys. maybe that’s on me

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[erin @erindotorg]

unfortunately due to the rest of the performance I have come to the conclusion that the calling sm totally ate shit on this. sad!

[erin @erindotorg]

please tell me the snap cue on coalhouse, mother, and tateh was just a visual delay out of sync with audio and not some fucking LOSER calling it

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

wowwww this was so freaking good. here's the full performance from the cast of Ragtime at the Tony Awards. their voices are WILD

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

You are only suppose to have a good time

[ً @ribscore]

jane krakowski never winning an emmy for playing jenna maroney is one of the greatest human travesties of our time