Just TONIGHT, I had to explain to my husband that a two-footed jump stop is only ONE step. He thought it was 2. He took that info back to his group chat and they call him an elite 🏀 mind.🙄 It’s me. Hi. #dohkay
CB:(rambling about fantasy baseball)
Me….
CB: Sooo…you’re just gonna ignore me then?
Me: Sorry, I don’t care about Funks team. I don’t even care about your team.
CB: Well I don’t have anyone else to tell.
All his friends must’ve lost their phones today. 🤷🏻♀️ #neighsayers
Nights when the #neighsayers aren’t 0/28 are so much more enjoyable than nights when they are 0/28. Not that I really know from experience or anything. #HSL#isitfootballseasonyet
Nights when the #neighsayers aren’t 0/28 are so much more enjoyable than nights when they are 0/28. Not that I really know from experience or anything. #HSL#isitfootballseasonyet
Cody: Kelby is leading our division right now and I love it so much.
Me: why?
Cody: cuz he’ll do dumb sh*t to f**k it up and it’ll be the best.
@cobuck27
April 18, 2023
7:27am
#HSL
Cody: God Correa what are you doing? You’re so worthless.
Me: Then why is he on your team?
Cody: Because he’s not worthless, I’m just annoyed.
I might be done trying to understand it. 🤦🏻♀️ #HSL#makeitmakesense
5am somewhere in Kentucky: @cobuck27 gets the 2022 champion shoutout and he absolutely perks up, cheers and claps while 3 kids sleep in the back and says “I haven’t been this happy in so long!” Hopefully he was just referencing the last 10 hours in the car. 🤐
10 hours into the road trip and we turn on the #HSL pod. So much to unpack here…for starters, @chetlexvold forgot to mention that when 🐧 fell, he was actually running with his hands in his pockets. Collarbone never had a chance. Sorry Mark.
He’s drinking jd, elbow deep in a bag of chips (shocking, I know), the biggest smile on his face, while watching his team. #neighsayersquestforthehorse