Erin

Bitches have drunk twitters I just throw my shade to all of you on here.

[Erin @erinEfeil]

“White people and rifles.... don’t ask me” - my favorite @FINALLEVEL quote on law and order

[Erin @erinEfeil]

Also he’s advocated to raise minimum wages , hosted the Obamas twice, and is a an avowed democrat?

[Erin @erinEfeil]

If we’re stuck with an old rich white man for president can we all agree on CoFounder / former CEO of Costco James Sinegal who replied : “If you raise the effing hot dog, I will kill you. Figure it out” when asked to raise the $1.50 hot dog combo?

[Erin @erinEfeil]

@MAGandcheeseee Ok but let’s do it?

[Erin @erinEfeil]

@420insidejob @CourtneyAlberto

[Erin @erinEfeil]

I’m gonna have a complete mental breakdown if I don’t get a pedicure soon. I don’t know why that’s my trigger… but I can feel that it is

[Erin @erinEfeil]

@hali_rockow Omg the coloring book thoughhhh 💕

[🕷️ـــــــــﮩ٨ـ @tranasiaaa_]

i knew i matured when i was okay with no one knowing my side of the story.

[Erin @erinEfeil]

It’s funny because I found a really beautiful house in my neighbor that perfect and on the cheaper side for how big it is. I say “it’s ONLY 470k” … as if that’s not just under half a mill 💀🤡

[Janae @Myaahg]

So committed to becoming a better women physically, mentally, and spiritually

[Erin @erinEfeil]

Me : I need to find a therapist in NJ but my health care doesn’t cover any one by me.

Also me: maybe I’ll get a symbolic tattoo instead ?

[Kenny @kc_customs716]

Josh Allen could be on TV knitting a fucken scarf and all of Bill's mafia would tune and pregame for it

[Erin @erinEfeil]

My mom just casually dropped she’s at a funeral home??

[Erin @erinEfeil]

I have 3 goals in life :

1.) to be one of the corpses on law and order
2.) steal a puppy from a puppy mill
3.) work at Michaels. The craft store.

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

breaking: man who once refused to split the cost of plan b with me has something to say about this whole roe situation

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

A reminder that the same lawmakers who say gun laws won't stop gun violence believe abortion laws will stop abortion. #RoeVWade

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

i accidentally said “big” instead of “grande” at starbucks n they took me behind the store n shot me in my leg

[Erin @erinEfeil]

I just asked a blind man if he’s seen this dog (pats job had fliers because they found a dog) I didn’t realize until he was giving his dogs commands. I want to die

[Erin @erinEfeil]

If anyone is intrested I’m picking her up with flowers from penn station. We’ll Uber to rooftop brunch and then going to see Lesley Nicol perform her one woman show (she’s obsessed with Downton Abbey) I can’t waitttttt

[Erin @erinEfeil]

I’m taking my grandma on a little date the day before Mother’s Day I’m so excited to treat her like the queen she isssss 💐💕