Erin Farrington

a dreamer, a schemer and a screamer. improv asylum mainstage actor & cult enthusiast. @erinfartington on tiktok

[Erin Farrington @erinfarrington]

Why is drinking wine at picnic romantic but drinking tall boys in the park is “a crime”

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Did you or someone you know swim in Zack’s Crick? The crick is linked to long term health conditions
Call 1-800-CRICK-IN-MY-CRACK
You may be entitled to compensation

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GIVE ME ONE GD REASON THE SONG "charmed life" by Leigh Nash of Sixpence None The Richer from the Uptown Girls movie soundtrack is not available on spotify!!
how in the fuck am I supposed to make a summertime playlist?!?!?!? Brittney Murphy would be so fuckin mad.

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In honor of my ancestors I will be telling people “I’m going out for one” then drink 45 beers today

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my man is HURTING

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Paul Mescal says he listens to Mitski to prepare for red carpets.

“Mitski’s been in the mix a lot in the dressing room at the moment.”

(https://t.co/K0CGYfo61r)

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Hinge compatibility exists only to kill the ego

[Rhett @kiddolphin64]

Hey babe I think it’s so hot the way you nervously bit your fingernail until it bled and then you kind of had to keep sucking on the wound because it was bleeding and you didn’t want to get blood on your clothes or your surroundings hehe

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Me: I think if I were getting fucked more I would be less ambitious and-

Waitress: can I take anything out of your way

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I do not feel bad for Marion. You married a cop in 1958 and the worst thing to happened to you was getting two gay boyfriends? Babes that is the best case scenario.

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crying in a mexican restaurant in upstate ny, not in a woman on the edge way but in an indie movie right before things turn around for the better type of way

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@rhettplease Praying for you 🙏🏼

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@Mrzack123 I’ll block you

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Billy was sexy with his mouth sewn shut. This new guy is goofy

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Trying to make a poster don’t txt

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No worries

[sensitive pencil @Mrzack123]

Red Bubble won’t let me sell this design ☹️

[Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead]

Oh, you're "doing a bit?" Why don't you do a bit more with your life.

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I will not be satisfied until lea michele does some popcorn aloud reading with a grade school class on live television

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Why are there tears in my eyes

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Just high enough to be moved by the sayings on the dove chocolate wrappers