Erin Fletcher

Spreading smiles like they're herpes

[Erin Fletcher @erinfletcher85]

Be the CEO your parents always wanted you to marry.

[Mandy Hale-Gautsch @MandyGautsch]

Sharing this from a friend of mine who’s a nurse. #StayHome

[Erin Fletcher @erinfletcher85]

@KeanuMC74 Congrats

[FOX 13 Tampa Bay @FOX13News]

ALL FLORIDA SCHOOLS TO CLOSE: The state of Florida is shutting down all public schools for two weeks due to the spread of the COVID-19 coronavirus. DETAILS: https://t.co/4WdpFsgnHu

[Erin Fletcher @erinfletcher85]

Most people are stocking up on water and toilet paper. I’m over here stocking up on wine. #totallynotanalcoholic #Covid_19

[Erin Fletcher @erinfletcher85]

It was so reassuring to see the President parade all his CEO friends around while he declared a state of emergency.

[Keanu Pahinui @keanokekai74]

Just reminding you, the corona virus doesn’t give you an excuse to be a dick to Asian people.

[Erin Fletcher @erinfletcher85]

How do I unblock someone? Asking for a friend.

[Erin Fletcher @erinfletcher85]

A guy once said to me that girls can’t be funny bc they’re too busy trying to be pretty..and instead of making a joke I got mad...mad that he said “trying” to be pretty..so ugh..haha😅 fuck him right?

[Erin Fletcher @erinfletcher85]

My spirit animal is a bull because I too charge head first into red flags.

[Erin Fletcher @erinfletcher85]

2020: On the brink World War III but that’s okay because NASA says there is 4 asteroids heading for earth.

[Erin Fletcher @erinfletcher85]

If you neglect your child too much they may grow up to be a jerk. If you neglect them too little they’ll be a snowflake. But if you neglect them just enough you’ll have a comedian in the family.

[Erin Fletcher @erinfletcher85]

I’m way funnier in my head than I am in real life.

[Erin Fletcher @erinfletcher85]

https://t.co/WPyX3xbIkf

[San Francisco Chronicle @sfchronicle]

A photo that recently surfaced online showing Justin Bieber (or someone who looks a lot like him) has sparked a debate: Is it OK to eat a #burrito sideways? https://t.co/yiTeZJvKIf

[Erin Fletcher @erinfletcher85]

Fun fact: @jordiefletcher is great at sailing.
Another fun fact: She nearly sunk the sailboat.

[CTV News Vancouver @CTVVancouver]

UPDATE: A skydiver who died in B.C.'s Southern Interior over the weekend has been identified as Calgary-born rap artist Jon James McMurray. https://t.co/bauzmsgUV9

[Erin Fletcher @erinfletcher85]

I want to say that being single at 33 is a lifestyle choice but in reality I have serious commitment issues and suck at dating.

[Erin Fletcher @erinfletcher85]

It’s honestly annoying when a guy rubs in one spot.

[Erin Fletcher @erinfletcher85]

To whoever wins the mega millions:
I am pregnant and it is yours.