Erin

[Erin @eringaudy]

The older I get, the more I understand why my mom would stay in her robe all day and rot on the couch.

[leavemealone @aidalilouu]

Happy birthday to Paige Bueckers my goat

[Erin @eringaudy]

Not only did Landon’s big cranium fracture ONE of my teeth, he fractured TWO. And now I have cadaver bone in my gums and stitches hanging out of my mouth

[Erin @eringaudy]

Makes me think there is some good left in the world knowing people are being held accountable for the deplorable shit they spewed online about Charlie Kirk. #prayforamerica

[Erin @eringaudy]

There is truly something wrong with you if you feel the need to shoot and kill children. Absolutely heartbroken for the kids in Minneapolis today

[Erin @eringaudy]

I placed a mobile order for the dispensary drive-thru. What a time to be alive… and high.

[Erin @eringaudy]

@TAdventurousoul That’s not a dog that’s a horse

[Erin @eringaudy]

Having kids is all fun and games until they headbutt you in the mouth and fracture the root of your front tooth and now you have a raging infection spreading through your mouth and face and need the tooth pulled and have a bridge made so you don’t look like a hillbilly 🫠

[Erin @eringaudy]

If I don’t come back as a dad in my next life I’m going to be fucking P I S S E D.

[Erin @eringaudy]

For the first time in my 34 years of existence I heard my grandmother say the word pussy and I don’t think I can ever forget it.

[Erin @eringaudy]

Nothing like being diagnosed with fucking pneumonia bro what the fuck dude

[Goldielocks 1776 @GoldieLocks1776]

If you short memory dumb fvcks on social media make Casey Anthony rich and famous b/c you forgot the mvrder she got away with, here’s your reminder of what she threw in the trunk of her car while she went clubbing.

[Erin @eringaudy]

“Passively aggressive”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

😂

[Erin @eringaudy]

Not me winning fantasy not knowing a goddamn thing about football and never giving a fuck about it 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Erin @eringaudy]

Wow people don’t fucking change

[Yaroslav @512x512]

Mr. President, can we not drain the swamp

[Erin @eringaudy]

I truly am a better person when I’m tan