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least favorite child

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i imagine this rosy scene, an excited researcher talking about how to publish the first article ever

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grieving like an upper class mason jar

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quietly weeping until my app vibrates

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you hurt my self-confidence more than a castle of distortion mirrors

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some 😺 for your morality and sense of a social media platform

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the single dish of butter is to make them ache

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being an asshole isn't a zero lick epistemic paradox

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my self-sabotage is running marathons

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it's the rats, the rats make me happy

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applicants shouldn't be allowed to quote nor to plagiarize

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i appreciate the joy of dunking on rich kids who sprinted across campus to get an MA in england

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joke about essences, it will make life more interesting

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grad school

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I should peddle butterflies, there's a shortage in the kitten orb tonight

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i wrote slam poetry about periods and will only charge you to listen to it for the rest of eternity

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make her head of the fridge with chow mein ballooning her cheeks

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i am already experiencing a poor face, why all this extra hatred

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ridicule yourself as an attorney, the pejorative description you deserve

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i've got some bad news about the quality and quantity of my life right now

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couldn't sleep last night. kept thinking something was wrong kept tossing and turning. just like, what are mondays for if not despair