erin elizabeth

What if you woke up tomorrow & had no more time for the b.s.? I'm now here. I'm no where.

[erin elizabeth @erinisnowhere]

@united I can understand that, but that's not what it says. It's military OR dependents not dependents w/ military

[erin elizabeth @erinisnowhere]

Realized I might be a murderer because while watching @ConfessionTapes the detective used the fact that the murder suspects ordered wine with their salads as proof they were acting suspiciously and guilty. #lockmeup #mydiet 🤷‍♀️ 🥂🍷😂

[erin elizabeth @erinisnowhere]

What's the job description for being your own sort of @GlennonDoyle? Because the world needs more of them and I could be one. Also, FFS, America needs to get it's shit together.

[erin elizabeth @erinisnowhere]

Things I've learned from @Spotify: 2018's version of Alternative Rock is really just hipster pop.

[erin elizabeth @erinisnowhere]

When going out includes time to find a parking space that reduces your chance of being raped or murdered #lifeasawoman

[erin elizabeth @erinisnowhere]

Things you hope you never have to say, "there's a tick on his dick..." ��☠💀☠😭

[erin elizabeth @erinisnowhere]

When you do your makeup in the car [not driving] in the dark at 3a, be prepared for uneven [and heavy handed] contouring 😂

[erin elizabeth @erinisnowhere]

@Military1Source I have & that's the reason I had the issue. If @LockheedMartin is the committed partner they claim, then why wouldn't their jobs be cross posted through #MSEP? It's an appearance issue that sends a contradictory message.

[erin elizabeth @erinisnowhere]

Riddle me this: If @LockheedMartin is a partner in the @Military1Source Military Spouse Employment Partnership #MSEP then why don't their job postings show up in the job search? 🤔#Milspouse

[erin elizabeth @erinisnowhere]

@omnomjessnom This is my biggest fear.

[erin elizabeth @erinisnowhere]

Parsnip puree is not nearly as satisfying or comforting as mashed potatoes no matter how much ghee or salt you add. 😏

[erin elizabeth @erinisnowhere]

Watched too much @CarnivalEats before bed, need to change to the @DiscoveryID 😂

[Paul Krugman @paulkrugman]

This might be a good time to talk about the arithmetic of trade and manufacturing, or, why even a full-on trade war can't restore the manufacturing-centered economy Trump wants back 1/

[erin elizabeth @erinisnowhere]

#2022olympics gonna be a curler 🤷‍♀️

[erin elizabeth @erinisnowhere]

Also, how stereotypical is the #usa curler mustache?

[erin elizabeth @erinisnowhere]

Did not expect #USA to be better than #Norway at curling 🤷‍♀️

[erin elizabeth @erinisnowhere]

@jpodhoretz Is it weird or right on @ScottBaio's brand?

[erin elizabeth @erinisnowhere]

Another awkward moment: realizing the woman you knew from the @Kesha performance was on @BONESonFOX, but more importantly just figuring out it's Cindy Lauper 🤦‍♀️ #fail

[erin elizabeth @erinisnowhere]

Is it just me waiting to hear about another gypsy brawl from the woman doing the #grammys narration?

[erin elizabeth @erinisnowhere]

Why is it bad luck to spill salt but not pepper?