ErinJaye

[ErinJaye @erinjaye]

My dad unknowingly eating my son's pedialyte pops: "These popsicles suck, they taste like sweat"

[ErinJaye @erinjaye]

My 2.5 year old just kicked me out of his room. Thought I had like another decade or so before that started?

[ErinJaye @erinjaye]

I am not ok with this

[Sophie Ross Brooks @sophrossbrooks]

I said “homeboy wore combat boots to the beach” to a group of Gen Z coworkers and not a single one understood the reference. We have failed them

[ErinJaye @erinjaye]

Are you lost? -my dad when my 2 yr old walks into the kitchen

[ErinJaye @erinjaye]

Weird flex but my 2 yr old just ate prosciutto wrapped veal stuffed with eggplant and mushrooms for dinner. But like he screams and cries anytime he sees broccoli or green beans? Like it can't be near him...

[ErinJaye @erinjaye]

Whether you love the show or hate it, name a more talented cast than #EuphoriaHBOMax . Every single member is next level.

[ErinJaye @erinjaye]

"Your silence is thanks enough for me"- my dad when I asked my 2 yr old to thank him for making his post-tantrum snack.

[ErinJaye @erinjaye]

Did anyone else's kid eat just BBQ sauce for lunch today or...? #wahm

[The Real WebbMD @tjwebbmd]

A 🧵 on white privilege, and the way it operates on your behalf without you ever even needing to think about it.

We travelled to a small family gathering for Christmas; it was about a 13 hour drive. On the way home, our youngest, 2, began to feel sick and then to run a fever.

[ErinJaye @erinjaye]

After completing a 10 day quarantine with my toddler one of us is very excited to be back at school and one of us has been crying all morning.

[ErinJaye @erinjaye]

Toddler quarantine day 1 be like, no thank you please don't do that. Day 3 is like, k knock it off. Day 6 you're all, you do you boo boo

[ErinJaye @erinjaye]

Heyyyy lucky number 13!#MyTwitterAnniversary

[ErinJaye @erinjaye]

Not teenage Bonnie from How to Get Away With Murder on Gilmore Girls being her savage self 🤣🤣🤣

[ErinJaye @erinjaye]

Have kids, so when you give them a bite of your food they begged for, and they decide they don't like it, they can spit it right back into the bowl you're eating out of.

[ErinJaye @erinjaye]

This is a lie, please don't come here, you will hate it. https://t.co/5sJWHVOGKC

[ErinJaye @erinjaye]

My 2 yr old just ordered a Lyft, they grow up so fast

[Brona C Titley @bronactitley]

My toddler just slapped me with one glove. She may not know what it means but I’m a woman of honour. We duel at dawn.

[ErinJaye @erinjaye]

@joncoopertweets Idk about that but banned from running the country yes for sure

[ErinJaye @erinjaye]

I know I'm a decade late to this party but everyone stop what you're doing and binge watch One Tree Hill.

[ErinJaye @erinjaye]

Just got a cheez it mouth kiss during a zoom conference and it was the best kiss of my life #wahm