Erin Kemp

Unless life also hands you sugar and water, your lemonade is going to suck.

[Erin Kemp @erinkemp9]

@cityandcolour @CBCMusic I will bring my spawn, he's 11 and not on Twitter...

[Erin Kemp @erinkemp9]

@PCArsenault I can begin to describe how much I have missed your posts. I hope you are well and this marks the beginning of your return!

[Erin Kemp @erinkemp9]

I wish you could see the trailer of a relationship before buying a ticket.

#COVID19 #LuciferSeason5 #FridayMotivation #

[Erin Kemp @erinkemp9]

I don't even date anymore... I just foster men until they find their forever homes.
#2020Census #365RepeatTheYear #abhealth #90DaysFianceBeforeThe90Days #2000DaysWithLovelyz

[Erin Kemp @erinkemp9]

@hannahg11 Hahaha! Keep trying!

[Erin Kemp @erinkemp9]

@hannahg11 Someone was literally trying to convince me an hour ago that it, "tastes really good in omelets." No thanks, I "believe" you, honest.

[Hannah Berner @beingbernz]

Does anyone else feel like they are a lazy perfectionist with ADHD and chronic fatigue who is pretty chill besides the occasional panic attack and loves their friends but hates people?

[Erin Kemp @erinkemp9]

@beingbernz I feel like you "get" me

[Erin Kemp @erinkemp9]

"As Fuck" is my favourite unit of measurement.
#data #sundaythoughts

[Erin Kemp @erinkemp9]

@sarah_bowmar I've heard red licorice is worse... kidding. A lot of people are experts, just enjoy the experience and try not to stress, everyone is a critic these days.

[Erin Kemp @erinkemp9]

Security: "You can't bring outside food in here."

Me: "This is a service burrito."

#TheLastDriveIn #SaturdayMorning #Caturday #burrito

[Erin Kemp @erinkemp9]

I'm at the age where a 25 year old guy is looking good... But so is his dad.

#DaD #dadjokes #singleaf #IfICouldStartOver #AnotherLife #BadFirstImpressionsIn5Words

[Erin Kemp @erinkemp9]

@guarnaschelli Now I do too...

[Erin Kemp @erinkemp9]

@guarnaschelli I feel you... And it's only 6:30AM

[Erin Kemp @erinkemp9]

@guarnaschelli The only reason I watch "Best Baker in America" is because @conantnyc is so fkn hot, I can't even... Sometimes, all you need to do is focus on one, good, delectably charming thing and it is salvageable. Don't let the nasally, whine of a judge ruin.... Oh, wait... Where was I?

[Erin Kemp @erinkemp9]

My favourite childhood memory is my back not hurting.

#gettingold #scoliosis #backattack #exercise

[Erin Kemp @erinkemp9]

@FoodNetwork Gin & tonic. That has to be a cake flavour somewhere.

[Erin Kemp @erinkemp9]

If overthinking situations burned calories, I'd be shredded by now.

#diet #depression #emotions #burnout #exercise #decisions #feelings

[Erin Kemp @erinkemp9]

The best ab exercise is 5 sets of "stop eating all the shit you've been eating."

Mind blown.

#eating #diet #eat #healthy #exercise #weightloss #fat

[Erin Kemp @erinkemp9]

After watching "Tidying up with Marie Kondo," I threw out all things that did not "spark joy" and now I miss my kid...

Heh.

Kidding.

#MarieKondo #MarieKondoChallenge #TidyingUp #tidyingupwithmariekondo