Erin Laura

[Erin Laura @erinlauraaa]

I think in his own head, he constantly thinks of himself as the ‘fat guy from Superbad’ and he will spend his whole life being insecure about it. In his fantasy someone says it to his face and he can prove how tough he is… but you can’t fight what’s in your own head, my guy

[Yonan @yonann]

Jonah Hill says jiu jitsu has him ready to “annihilate” anyone who still sees him as the fat guy from Superbad

“I love Brazilian jiu jitsu, except my body is begging me not to love it. My wife is often like, ‘You’re not going to become a professional fighter. You know that, right? You’re a comedian’”

“If we got into it, I would f*ck you up. I would f*ck all three of you up”

“My favorite thing is people are like, ‘Oh, Jonah Hill, f*cking fat guy from Superbad.’ And I’m like, ‘I would f*cking annihilate you, dude. I’m not kidding you. Try it. If you see me, try it, dude. Bring it. Who’s got it?’”

[Erin Laura @erinlauraaa]

@tomieinlove I hope this is parody… if ChatGPT writes for you then you are not a writer. You did not write what it produced. You fed it a prompt, if you could turn that prompt in to writing yourself then you would be a writer. You may have other talents, writing is not one of them.

[Erin Laura @erinlauraaa]

“Workin’ like levo but treated like a 250cc bolus”

Absolute all star sign at the picket today to support nurses @The_BMC in their fight for a fair contract. Invest in your nurses, BMC.

[Erin Laura @erinlauraaa]

@JoshLeibner If they do a good job, I hope you keep em. Who hasn’t wanted to slug their coworker midday?

[Erin Laura @erinlauraaa]

There is a genre of podcast that is just people chatting with their friends. They have no expertise and literally just talk about things… people who listen to this genre of podcast should just make friends and chat with them instead of listening to other people have friends

[Erin Laura @erinlauraaa]

@kathcor3 Dang, you right. MICU RN here, those RTs would know. Give up the cig batteries, youths

[Erin Laura @erinlauraaa]

When I get an answer on jeopardy right for some obscure reason, call me ‘Slumdog millionaire’, I have a story for ya

[Erin Laura @erinlauraaa]

This is like my coworker who used to work at Carney, and found a new job because they stopped supplying peanut butter and he thought they would close…

[YourFavoriteGuy @guychristensen_]

The average Roman didn’t know their empire collapsed they just noticed their roads stopped being repaired one day.

[Erin Laura @erinlauraaa]

@jgmahoney @kaitduffy Lol. i’m a Heath alum myself 😂

[Erin Laura @erinlauraaa]

Zeetus lapedus (or whatever the fuck)

[MR. POP @MrPopOfficial]

Kirsten Storms, known for her role as Zenon in the Disney Channel movie franchise, now has to abide by an emergency restraining order a judge granted her ex-husband.

Her ex-husband alleges that Kirsten suffers from mental health related matters, including delusions and hallucinations. He adds that she’s been living from hotel to hotel out of a fear that people are following her and her child. Out of concern for their daughter, her ex-husband filed the restraining order.

[Erin Laura @erinlauraaa]

@ferdafriday_ @TheLJ_Scott This is a better explanation of what my mom said which was just “you only put the booze to bed”

[Erin Laura @erinlauraaa]

Ok and let’s cross that bridge when we come to it. The argument is we can’t do anything ever to billionaires or it will trickle down to the peasants, well the wealth never trickled down so let’s take our chances

[Pedro Domingos @pmddomingos]

No income tax in history has ever stopped at just high earners.

[Erin Laura @erinlauraaa]

The kind of Boston guys that ski in Utah do not consider themselves massholes. The guys that wear that title with pride ski at Wachusett

[Michael Girdley @girdley]

So, I'm on a ski lift with 5 strangers in Utah. Total silence. Below us ski 6 dudes in Boston Bruins jerseys.

I say, "Look at these massholes!" There's a long pause.

"We're from Boston," one guy says.

The ride continues in silence and I ski off alone.

[Erin Laura @erinlauraaa]

“I ain’t no senator’s son”… the war changes, sentiment is the same

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: The lives of American heroes may be lost, and we may have casualties — that often happens in war.

[Erin Laura @erinlauraaa]

Why? This is dumb. It would have taken months to get an appointment at the post office, got a same day appointment at the library.

[WHYY News @WHYYNews]

The U.S. State Department has ordered certain public libraries nationwide to cease processing passport applications, disrupting a long-standing service that librarians say their communities have come to rely on and that has run smoothly for years.
https://t.co/uVvcTWWX9O

[ali 𑣲 @ibuprofenbarbii]

me when i mess up: u stupid bitch u just ruined ur entire life everyone hates u u can't do anything right ever

me when i succeed: okay

[Erin Laura @erinlauraaa]

The rotisserie chicken at @MarketBasket is less than $5. This can’t be considered a splurge if people are to survive. Please be serious

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens. https://t.co/16ctTPmmLp

[Erin Laura @erinlauraaa]

She was the goat 🐐 but with that being said, everyone loves her playlists now, when she calls out resistance in the 50s and RPM 80+ you’ll be cursing her name

[Megan @MeganMakinMoney]

I’m so glad she was found

[Erin Laura @erinlauraaa]

The official @NHLBruins account should retweet this and take the fine on the chin (so to speak…) or they’re gutless

[Erin Laura @erinlauraaa]

They need to put a bag over Tom Brady’s statue for this superbowl after he said he has no dog in this fight. Bag him up. That’s bad juju. @Patriots #NEPats