Erin Leonetti 🪐🌖🛸

[Zy0x @Zy0x_]

me personally i'd listen to the sirens bc i always listen when women speak

[Erin Leonetti 🪐🌖🛸 @ErinLeonetti]

Cried harder during Sheep Detectives than Hamnet. You've all been warned.

[kay🔆 @novusluna]

Me grabbing clothes out the dryer without a basket

[Joel Embiid @JoelEmbiid]

@KingJames hey bro hope you're having a good day...... Want to join us in philly?? Peace

[anii 🇷🇸🇲🇽 @aniiTweets]

Being a Robert Pattinson fan is so easy you literally never lose

[angela @horrorcomedies]

“Musical” “romance” “body horror” im like a dog who just heard all of her favourite words

[Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry]

The bar went fucking WILD the second the Muppets came on screen

[Ayana| 🎥 📺 @AyanaMonique]

I really love how Christopher Nolan and Ryan Coogler share custody of Ludwig Göransson lol it’s like one of them gets him every other year

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

Moo Deng walked so Punch the Monkey could run so Jimothy could soar

[Sierra @slothsaretight3]

Gas is 4 dollars a gallon and I'm driving 45 minutes for the odyssey and 70mm. Matt Damon better come out of the screen and fuck me.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Jimothy you have my sword

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Turns out that if you do well in school and are at least moderately attractive, they just let you raw dog ADHD and autism until your thirties.

[Kattoo King @SimplyKattoo]

The alcohol in a martini should be enough to kill the parasite in my ceasar salad, and then I'll pair it with fries, which are safe

[Richard Newby @RichardLNewby3]

Replace every single data center with true IMAX theaters.

[BythePeople @BythePeople18]

Lindsey Graham died Friday & his sister has already been sworn in. Remember when Mike Johnson refused to seat Adelita Grijalva for 50 days after she was elected? That is what we are fighting for in the midterms, a return to democracy & fairness and to remove fascist Republicans.

[neens ᰔᩚ @laninasharron]

Somebody make a Zendaya x Law coffee table book of all her looks and I’ll buy

[Erin Leonetti 🪐🌖🛸 @ErinLeonetti]

@yungkalez I just turned 39 on Saturday

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Ok hear me out: instead of all of us having to become extremely knowledgeable on a new infectious disease every 3-6 months, what if we got a large group of experts together and just put them in charge of giving us easy to understand health recommendations. They could also do things like track outbreaks and predict future concerns.

[KOKO @uzurpatori_]

Maybe the reason they won’t let Mitch McConnell die yet is because he’s pregnant

[Erin Leonetti 🪐🌖🛸 @ErinLeonetti]

@CHollydays @DKAstrology Helps the bite after to relieve the itching. Truly magical!