Erin Longest

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I kinda love Etsy

[trash jones @jzux]

my joker origin story is that junior year of high school i had no prom date so i had to take group photos with my friend’s dad

[✯ @crispypunxni]

no because wtf is this?????

[jordan @jordan_stratton]

You won’t take a vaccine because you don’t know what’s in it? Real quick, name all the ingredients in a Pop Tart

[Myles Snowden @airbustasnow]

my face when they point the temperature gun at me to take my temperature.....

[waleed @wallysfax]

“Hope this email finds you well”

where the email finds me:

[Brendo. @6thPrestige]

no matter the size of your opponent, always give it your all 😤👌

[PRADANGEL @angeIictearss]

Rihanna’s stylist shared the dress she was supposed to wear to this year's Met Gala

[mikey sul @Mikey_Sul]

Breaking News: Grimes and Elon Musk welcome their first baby!

Reporter: So whats it’s name?

Grimes:
https://t.co/Fp4DjT4299

[phil @warmfourloko]

hell yeah benihana up in this bitch

[nard @avantnard]

this is the chainsmokers

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

me in 4th grade with all my webkinz

[MattyBRaps @MattyBRaps]

sleep, workout, homework, repeat

[lanta @eIanta]

the mosquito looking at me after I slapped the shit out of it

[Sonny Side Up @Sonny5ideUp]

Life imitates art

[Auburn Barstool @WarDamnStool]

I mean little pilot pete was shaking in his chelsea boots when he got this death stare from our boy