madam shrimp queen

queen of the shrimp (Lekwungen Territory)
she/her

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@nikicaga this is VEEP

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@mynamehear the term trickled down to you from a podcast… there’s gotta be something in there

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@6ffside the timing of this tweet should be funny but it still hurts sm

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@1ssve as someone who has worked in a strict in office setting vs. a hybrid office role (exact same role, different law firms), i can unequivocally say this is true.

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@cecidrais had to count them by 2s

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@mishalgorithm @crasswonder imo… calgary is houston with it’s O&G headquarters, big freeways, and “cowboys”. and edmonton is like austin. capital, progressive, festivals and arts, blue collar river city in a densely conservative province.

[VisuallyBetter @Isuckatpicking]

Darnell Nurse after taking a 40 foot wrist shot into the goalie’s chest.

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@fw_lennox1

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@noyalim @LeadingReport @grok wrote a memoir

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@YangsRoach @freefallfritz agreed! oilers sweetheart.

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@freefallfritz where are you located?

when RNH does anything you yell “nuuuge”. he’s been with us since the dark days and is a goat.

the dark days: post 2006, pre-mcDrai.

mcDrai = mcdavid + draistl

Darnell nurse is the cousin of Sarah Nurse and he is a drain on our salary cap

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@puckyshot the beautiful game :)

[Justin Wolfers @JustinWolfers]

Interviewer: "When you look at today's numbers, what do they tell us about the effectiveness of Donald Trump's tariffs."

Me, very serious economist: "Hahahahahahahahahahaha... hahahahahahahaha... hahahahahahahaha... oh, wow."

Sometimes all you can do is laugh at the absurdity.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Sometimes male anger at ‘women getting special treatment’ reminds me of a gorilla experiment.
One gorilla gets a banana every hour. The females next to him get one every four hours. Then someone decides to be ‘fairer’ and gives the females a banana every two hours instead. The original gorilla? He flips out. He’s still getting his banana every hour, but it feels like a loss because his advantage shrank.
That’s how a lot of men react to basic fairness for women: not as justice, but as theft.

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@TheOnlyFronk @PierrePoilievre take a polisci 101 course and read a text book or two, then come back and discuss this once your head has been removed from your ass.
you will still be a conservative, but let’s learn some basics before discussing topics you are emotionally charged yet woefully ignorant about.

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@StromParsons @TheOnlyFronk @PierrePoilievre well said @StromParsons

[miller @millerlowlife89]

it’s okay to be a man just Don’t do it in front of me

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@dreamskyrivera MITCHUM HUNTZBERGER

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@BrandonLBradfor oops accidentally said it to my boss -_- it’s in the lexicon