Erin McDonough

I plan to live forever, so far so good.

[Chef Julie @colormethechef]

@PoliticalSloth3 @sanaonline__ @realDonaldTrump

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I am the president-elect, but will not be president until next year. COVID-19 does not respect dates on the calendar, it is accelerating right now. Urgent action is needed today, now, by the current administration.

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

Happy Monday! 🌞

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin are just about the only major world leaders who haven't yet congratulated Joe Biden on his victory.

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

George W. Bush called President-Elect Biden and Vice President-elect Harris to congratulate them. Bush then released a statement saying: "The American people can have confidence that this election was fundamentally fair, its integrity will be upheld, and its outcome is clear."

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

This is not over. For we shall mount our righteous stand at Four Seasons Total Landscaping. Next to Fantasy Island Adult Books. Across the street from the Delaware Valley Cremation Center. Between the fire extinguisher and yellow hose. #MAGA

[Erin McDonough @erinmcd893]

Sign Our Petition Now! Stop Trump From Firing Dr. Fauci! - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/d1WQgIQxfL via @Change

[Erin McDonough @erinmcd893]

The only way #delta could get me to my destination was by switching me to #americanairlines because apparently they don’t overbook the flights that people pay for. #americanairlinesforthewin

[Erin McDonough @erinmcd893]

Think we could yankee candle that shit and regift the Statue of Liberty to France after losing Notre Dame?

[Erin McDonough @erinmcd893]

@Nicolealyssaxo Hahahah omg. ❤️ I’ve done this before and have thought the same exact thing.

[Erin McDonough @erinmcd893]

Love is not a finite resource. Say it with me, love is not a finite resource. #love #Polyamory #enm

[Erin McDonough @erinmcd893]

The only one who gives a shit about your dreams is YOU. The only one working toward your dreams is YOU. GET 👏It 👏 #TuesdayThoughts #TuesdayMotivation

[Erin McDonough @erinmcd893]

Tried procrastinating on my paper a little longer by being productive and writing a to-do list. No harm in that, right? First thing on my to do list...hmm...THIS FREAKING PAPER. 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Erin McDonough @erinmcd893]

“Would you like this brochure?”
*don’t...seriously that joke is so dumb*
Me anyways “Bro...sure!” 🤔😑

[Erin McDonough @erinmcd893]

Mom-Is it true that Meghan Markle and Kate Middleton are fighting?

@CatieHogan- Not sure, haven’t talked to them lately.

[Erin McDonough @erinmcd893]

Irony is people vocalizing how strange polyamory is as they tune in to the bachelor to watch a man fall in love with multiple women. 🤔 #poly #thebachelor

[Erin McDonough @erinmcd893]

Come join me!
#newadventures #dance #contemporarydance #burlingtonvt #bvt #performingarts #art @ Vermont https://t.co/fdUf3jyfe6

[Erin McDonough @erinmcd893]

If comfort was measured on a scale then watching Bob Ross in new pj’s & sheets with a weighted gravity blanket is a solid 9.5 with only wine making it a 10.

[Erin McDonough @erinmcd893]

Dear all rich career driven men in Christmas movies who are left behind because they don’t understand the meaning of Christmas. HMU boo. I’ll let you be a grinch on our vaca in Maui.