Erin McLaughlin

Author of The Lobster Heist with @humoristbooks. Words in @REALpunknews, @pointsincase, @harddrivemag, etc. & co-founder of @jumpkickfunding. Order my book! ⬇️

[Erin McLaughlin @erinmclaughs]

Got #lobster? Check out the #1 in New Releases for American Humorous #Fiction! Enjoy a @HumoristBooks_ crime caper with compelling characters and lotsa #laughs:

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#bookstagram #indiebooks #bookstoread #novels #lobsterfishing #hotdogs

[Erin McLaughlin @erinmclaughs]

@raymourflanigan @Itsme4681Laura Why are you telling people you're sorry to hear about their experience (boilerplate response) if you're not actually helping them? Empty words.

[Erin McLaughlin @erinmclaughs]

@raymourflanigan IS NOT A FAMILY COMPANY. THEY ARE WITHHOLDING PAYING $1600 IN DAMAGES TO A FAMILY EXPECTING A BABY. Don't shop at R&F. They'll ruin your apartment. Go to @AshleyFurniture. @raymourflanigan pay us what you owe.

[Erin McLaughlin @erinmclaughs]

@BobLoukas @TrumpDailyPosts That’s fucking insane

[Erin McLaughlin @erinmclaughs]

@TrumpDailyPosts You’re a criminal and you’re in The White House. 32 felonies, right?

[Erin McLaughlin @erinmclaughs]

@laura_atty @DerrickEvans4WV You have no heart. Every one in this country deserves due process. Innocent citizens are being deported and having their car windows smashed into and hurt (watch the videos).

[Erin McLaughlin @erinmclaughs]

@PSchwarzenegger Very Saxon of you to say @PSchwarzenegger . He deserves the least protection. Brain worm. I’m ashamed to be a Fitzgerald because of half of your family

[Erin McLaughlin @erinmclaughs]

New piece just dropped in @mcsweeneys co-created with @PeterClarkJokes!

Check it out:
https://t.co/ERXZsbRSPt

[Peter Clark-Deutsch @PeterClarkJokes]

I have a new piece out in @mcsweeneys that I created with my @JumpKickFunding co-founder @erinmclaughs

https://t.co/Y6T8CpNp0f

[Erin McLaughlin @erinmclaughs]

@jonasbrothers can you please put Year 3000 in a time capsule? Thanks also @nickjonas I have type 1 diabetes too thanks

[Erin McLaughlin @erinmclaughs]

Wrote this @mcsweeneys piece with @jus_kap ! Thanks @LukeVBurns for working on this with us in your awesome class.

https://t.co/JC4oYBw5IT

[Erin McLaughlin @erinmclaughs]

@jus_kap @LukeVBurns @mcsweeneys Happy to have worked on you with this!

[Erin McLaughlin @erinmclaughs]

please pay off my student debt
#moneyproblems #studentloans #beaniebabies

[Nathan Kress @NathanKress]

You know that once you're mentioned on The Office, you've officially made it. Thank you Daryl, I'm glad you enjoy my way of talking :D

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Drake Bell reacts to Nickelodeon’s response about the ‘Quiet on Set’ documentary:

“I find [their responses] pretty empty, because, I mean, they still show our shows, they still put our shows on. And I have to pay for my own therapy, I have to figure out what — I mean if there was anything, if there was any truth behind them actually caring, there would be something more than quotes on a page by obviously a legal representative telling them exactly how to tailor a response.”

[Erin McLaughlin @erinmclaughs]

@bbjessTTV Horrible narcissistic vibes from these fame hogs

[Erin McLaughlin @erinmclaughs]

Working at a college made me feel young until I stepped over one of these and felt like I broke my back.
#college #collegelife #highered

[Erin McLaughlin @erinmclaughs]

Sorry to overstay the end of my lease, but my cat likes the boxes.
#nycapartments #CatsOfTwitter

[kevin mulharin @kevinmulharin]

hey i’m sorry i was rude last night, it’s just that you were being awful and i felt like you deserved it

[Erin McLaughlin @erinmclaughs]

Thank you to @astoriabookshop for hosting “The Lobster Heist” book launch with @HumoristBooks_! Get your claws on a copy at their awesome store 🦞 📚. Lots of laughs and fun!
#nycbookstores #nycbooks #bookstagram #indiebooks #funnybooks