erin

she/her • havin’ a good time •

[erin @erinn_448]

big day for annoying aries folks (aka me)

[erin @erinn_448]

re fucking tweet yall

[erin @erinn_448]

returning to twitter dot com to say that i’m a tom wambsgams apologist thank you goodnight

[meg succession text posts @successtextpost]

matthew macfayden arrives at every red carpet looking like he just witnessed a horse being shot out back seconds beforehand

[erin @erinn_448]

now that i live with a cat named phoebo each cat that comes into my life has to have an increasingly silly name

[erin @erinn_448]

sometimes i remember i’m an adult and i can put a little lemon slice in my water if i feel like it

[erin @erinn_448]

returning to twitter dot com to say that i’m a tom wambsgams apologist thank you goodnight

[Haley (hac-y sack) @hac3_19]

Silly boots, slays are for house ~Erin

[erin @erinn_448]

@TaeganMeredith the banoodle one that just held chip bags closed

[erin @erinn_448]

@mjhyla i did warn you it was a weird movie

[Riley @Riley_ohhh]

erin: this is the most wet I’ve ever been standing up
me: shower

[regan @reg__mac]

Fuck you, your $300,000 from gun rights donors, and everything you’ve done to enable the gun fanatics. Take your thoughts and prayers and shove them up your ass.

[natalia♡ saw•louis•and•harry @nhabitvolou6]

leave me alone #HarrysHouse

[erin @erinn_448]

putting a pop socket on my kindle was a game changer i stg

[☆ @frostedchalamet]

this has to be the funniest thing on emma chamberlain’s met gala interviews

[erin @erinn_448]

if you saw harry and shania live… sleep with one eye open bitch

[erin @erinn_448]

no one in my office knows i’m just listening to the song from coconut mall on loop

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

.@phoebe_bridgers performs at #Coachella (2022)

📸 @skylerbarberio

[erin @erinn_448]

rewarding myself for doing any task by watching pride and prejudice (2005)

[erin @erinn_448]

final tweet of the day : i’m glad morbius is out so i don’t have to see jared leto’s dumb little vampire face in movie previews

[erin @erinn_448]

going back through my old tweets and realizing i’m not as funny as i was in 2020

[erin @erinn_448]

if they change the drink prices at mcdonald’s i will have to exit this mortal coil because then what??? $2 for a large sprite?? i think not