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[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

if my friend hates u i hate u-in-law

[McNasty @McNasty]

hantavirus son or lettuce diarrhea daughter

[jorts 🇵🇸 @ftmensch]

if i had an evangelical homie i’d be doing this all the time

[🍓☕ @shrubious]

me in interviews: i just wanna be part of your COMPAAAANNNYYYYYYY

[ɢᴏᴏᴛᴢ @TeeGootz]

She would’ve been too powerful #MetGala

[frank ocean lyric bot @urgfsmeftalspas]

why cant my career pursue me instead

[A. Wake @S_Mart_Employee]

Imagine being ripped out of your comfortable life by a higher being and getting exposed to the glory of the cosmos and then immediately getting put back

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

The Twitter experience in 2024.

[PopCulture @notgwendalupe]

happy international women's day

[BB @Basi_cally]

February 29th should always be a holiday. Once in 4 years. I think we can afford that.

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

He should sue her back for intimidation and emotional distress

[jessi ❤️‍🔥 @bibliojessi]

Her email signature is like:

-Bridgit Mendler, BA, MBA, JD, PhD, CEO, Actress, Singer, better than you, etc

[✨amanda✨ @luvu2golka]

i need more celebs to start calling out these liars trying to sell diet plans and courses using their names

[Loky @lokymann]

i don't check my account balance for a while.. i just swipe.😭

[Jenni @hashjenni]

My heartt feels sooo heavyyyy and i just wannna cryyyy

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

this was usher tonight 😭

[Ted (PRIVATE) @TedzPillows_]

FedEx just fired me.. I asked what I do, why they send this to my phone😒🤦‍♂️ like bra I tried to slow down.