Erin Stone

Here for memes.

[Erin Stone @erinnstonee]

Ok so I’m in Key West, and went to a sex store (as one does), and Digital Get Down by *NSYNC was playing. Idk I thought that was crazy @SpanoVinnie

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

The wonders corn boy has done for my mental health this week

[Kait Feldmann @kaitfeldmann]

Hey! You know what! In 2022 I am using exclamation points at the end of every email sentence! I don’t care if it looks like I’m unhinged! I am! Warmest regards!!!

[Doctor Handsome 🇺🇸 @sovietdisco]

The reason It's a Wonderful Life (1946) holds up so well is that George's line, "You know how long it takes a working man to save $5000?" has somehow not aged even slightly.

[Erin Stone @erinnstonee]

I love when Lyft drivers spill their heart out to me and I’m in the back like..you’ve said the R word three times my dude what do you want from me?

[Erin Stone @erinnstonee]

Is this not how everyone’s brain works?

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

me this week

[P @parisCo_]

I am the naked neighbor and damn proud of it

[Ella😍 @Elladeyforyou]

Me: why does my back hurt all the time?

also me sleeping every night:

[Erin Stone @erinnstonee]

Yes

[AuxGod @TheOXGodOR]

but are you this old?

[Tara Millette @LazyGinger]

Remember when they shoved a senior citizen so hard he cracked his skull on the pavement and he started bleeding out of his ears?

[grace spelman @GraceSpelman]

thinking about how in 6 days there will be inescapable civil unrest

[Justice delos Santos @justdelossantos]

Fire up the "It's Always Sunny" theme music

[brian @__chamaquito]

Tomorrow can kiss my ass in advanced

[Humpty 🇪🇬 @__Wall_]

Imagine your card declines at the doctors office and they stop your treatment. Oh wait that’s exactly what the American healthcare system does

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Pineapple Express is back on Netflix. Watch the film the way we intended: on your couch while smoking weed.

[Erin Stone @erinnstonee]

@jack_innthebox RIGHT. Like leave me alone it’s time to sign off lol

[Cort @bonillacortne]

get it 👏🏾 in to 👏🏾 your heads 👏🏾 that police are 👏🏾 not suppose to 👏🏾 kill 👏🏾 people 👏🏾 even when 👏🏾 they’ve done 👏🏾 something 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 wrong 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[Erin Stone @erinnstonee]

It’s me. I’m that friend

[giocki @giocki]

"how are you" i am literally going insane thank you for your concern