Erin Phair

Averageish chick of greater than average height. Mom, Creative, MBA Graduate, and Unicorn Enthusiast. My opinions are Black Lives Matter. #defundthepolice

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For the record, if anyone is ever under the impression that I have my shit together... I'm faking it. Everyone is. You're fine.

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@DrMelissaBryant googled your name on a whim today thinking about a little girl who grew up in the unit a few doors down from me. Not sure if you are the same person but if so, I'm so fucking proud of you. ❤️

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@Mae Women in the morning and then we are going to the beach and the girls are very nice and comfy.

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@InternetH0F Ice pops. Red, blue, green (in that order)

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@CaptnBarbosa Cheese.

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@trulyaliem As someone with no spacial awareness and high anxiety, GPS. I remember when driving meant writing the directions down and hoping you don't take a wrong turn and get lost.

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@hanalyst I've got a 4 year old in public preschool and still, so far, we've managed to dodge it. We are careful, vaccinated, and mask in public.. but I think it's been mostly luck. 🍀

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@katestark I know I know, the joke is the fog.. but go back at night time and be sure to be there on the hour when they make it sparkle. �� I had no idea they did this and just got lucky during a night time walk.

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@zacktps My butthole is the best description of the World and the Chocolate Factory...

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@natsantonia Wow... Currently cleaning out my craft corner and I feel so attacked.

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Third trimester dirty talk, "I got some prostaglandins for you." and/or "Lemme ripen that cervix."

Fellas, take care of your pregnant partners. ♥️

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Cool. Cool cool cool.

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We currently have the worst air quality of any major city on earth.

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@trulyaliem PSA: It's okay for kids to eat dirt. It's not cool to expose them to disease. Also vaccines are cool... And be sure to spay and neuter your pets.

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@KrystiPryde I wish I was the latter...

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@trulyaliem @_ashawndabney Same. I also still mask, avoid crowds, and very rarely eat out. I've got a kid in Pre-K and I'm pregnant. Feel like it's nothing short of a miracle that I've made it this far. Hoping I can make it another few weeks and I'll be turtled up in newborn chaos. 🤞

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@katestark It's my superpower.

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@SerraNalaar Women are like a good time...

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@PMSClan 💚🙌👍🔥🤞 nailed it

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@TGruneich @Billtriesagain This. ☝️

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We stuck together, made our strength and unity known, and it worked. We are excited to have a Tentative Agreement (TA) with Seattle Public Schools. Our solidarity on the picket lines and the enormous community support we received made all the difference.

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@stealthyslyth Side note, they CAN be a sign you are underwatering.. but with succulents I always lean towards less water is better. I've drowned too many to ever feel comfortable watering more. If they are thirsty their lower leaves will get wrinkly and spoungy to the touch.