Hannah Rose 🥀

Writing as the ADHD allows / @UCR_MFA / 7w6 ENFP ✍🏼 in @Pshares, @havehadhavehad, @MastersReview WIP: One part Florida, two parts megachurch. 🐊 ⛪️

[Hannah Rose 🥀 @hanalyst]

One nice thing did happen though

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@MommaSue0709 @LABC222 💕

[Hannah Rose 🥀 @hanalyst]

@LABC222 So good to chat 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

[Lauren @LABC222]

Today I got to hang out w/ Hannah!
We met on twitter years ago only to realize we were from the same mega church! 🤯
We reminisced about the “covid lockdown” era of #christiantwitter and she inspired me w/ her current and upcoming writing projects. Follow @hanalyst for updates!👀

[Hannah Rose 🥀 @hanalyst]

@vagentleman2 Good to see you too! I’d gotten tired of all the bots on here for a while.

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Wild that people can preach about a virgin birth and choose not to believe women any other time

[C 💒 @churchofysl]

every time someone asks me about my dislike and refusal to use AI, i send them this.

[Hannah Rose 🥀 @hanalyst]

@maggieamccombs Right? Like I’m so confused, do we just wait until the end of the month to see if we get an email or not?

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So would you call this…Revenge of the 45th?

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If you’re #AWP2025-ing then you should be joining for this too.

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@emilykmay I used to talk to people about their mirena side effects as part of my job and it was horrriffyyyying

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Me soaking up as many memes as I can before I go off socials

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I’m thinking from now on instead of online discourse, I screenshot bad takes from people I know and say “sit down, we need to talk about this” next time I see them

[Hannah Rose 🥀 @hanalyst]

Emilia Pérez feels like it was made by a virtue-signaling chatbot

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@M_Jensen23 I’m probably coming through for a couple days in mid-June! Would love to say hi.

[Hannah Rose 🥀 @hanalyst]

@presbyrista @luashin Think horses, not zebras

[𝒜🐆 @itgirlg0newild]

what doesn’t kill you texts you 6 months later

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@brettmccracken Do you personally know a trans woman? Or any trans person, for that matter?

[Matthew Chapman @fawfulfan]

Nothing says "party of the working class" like eliminating the agency that ensures workers don't have to clear out jams from live sawblades with their hands.

[Hannah Rose 🥀 @hanalyst]

@E_Portale That was outsourced to Moo Deng

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