Todd leindecker, Gril Boss

a Peer Reviewed journal

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@queenmissparker So obviously this is about me

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@queenmissparker Sorry!

[MAXWELL @Maxochism]

Mind you I haven’t seen a raccoon in weeks.

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A quadruple negative if you count the hat

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Former racecar driver Danica Patrick slams Bad Bunny as the Super Bowl 2026 halftime headliner:

“No songs in English should not be allowed at one of America’s highest rated television events of the year… not just for sports.”

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Donald Trump says he hears Cuba doesn’t have autism because they don’t have Tylenol.

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White House just announced congenital blindness now a preventable condition. If only your mother had flossed more but not too much more while pregnant. Too much pregnant flossing of course causes fetal scoliosis

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My mom took Tylenol when she was pregnant and now sometimes I don’t stay for the duration of friends’ parties. Other times I don’t even go at all

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Ladies, what are we wearing for the rapture?

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Kate Middleton’s new wig is just got promoted to featured player on hunting wives s2

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Light once formed from xenon balds

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If you’re an idiot do not introduce yourself to me.

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It’s honestly so rude to call a girl a woman

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I’m back! They were paying me 100k annually to limit myself to 1 tweet per year, but in the end I decided it just wasn’t worth it

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@clayflaten The best copy is just the facts

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Do I have to start a business to try slack or can I just download it

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@Rachel21lyn @SwiftNYC @taylorswift13 @tkelce I literally said huge out loud

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Line forming outside the subway in mar vista

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Men have no idea what color hair they have

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If they don’t have nutritional yeast in prison I’m not going

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They do NOT massage at Lush Cosmetics if someone approaches you saying they massage they are NOT a Lush employee