Erin Schnappauf

wash your paws | she/her

[Stephen Piccarella @spiccarella]

People who don’t watch Love Island are often surprised to hear that I do but only because they think it’s like The OC or something when really it’s like the Stanford prison experiment

[Erin Schnappauf @erinschnapp]

Thank you @united for getting me home to DC!! #fuamericanairlines #fuchemicalsmell

[Erin Schnappauf @erinschnapp]

Ngl tucking my dog into bed in her own queen size mattress and then getting into my own down the hall feels like success at 28

[Logan @DiamondSpiderP]

I’m aware this is a fan page btw, it’s just funny to me the lack of media literacy. Bro didn’t watch The Winter Solider

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

The “I Need a Hero” scene in Shrek 2 (2004) is peak animated cinema.

[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

Elon rn

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride

[Mac 🌹 @mactellomckeown]

CARDINAL LUIS ANTONIO TAGLE SWEEP FUCK THE GOSSIP

[Avengers @Avengers]

#AvengersDoomsday. Now in production.

[cassidy @snlsmulaney]

this means a lot to a very specific group of people

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

dogs, they’re just like us

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Michael Longfellow stops by the desk to mourn the loss of TikTok

[Shell @Shellerina_]

Being easily laughable is soooo funnnnn. Everyone’s like. That wasn’t even funny. Like okay whatever. I’m the most joyous one here

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

.@Beyonce’s full remarks in support of Vice President Harris

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

The men of America do not want to see their daughters, wives, sisters, and mothers put at risk because their rights have been taken away.

[Matt Schultz @mattrschultz]

My comedy narrative podcast THE HEARTSICK BOYS is out now wherever you listen to podcasts.

THE LONELIEST MAN IN PHILADELPHIA STUMBLES UPON TWO MILLION DOLLARS IN CASH OUTSIDE A STRIP MALL AND TAKES IT. THEN EVERYTHING GETS ALL MESSED UP.

https://t.co/c9EBgtywB2

[Paste Magazine @PasteMagazine]

Comedy writer Matt Schultz (@mattrschultz) talks with @theclaremartin about strip malls, sincerity, and his hilarious new podcast The Heartsick Boys:

https://t.co/a3HqPiQbMQ

[Paste Magazine @PasteMagazine]

Matt Schultz Talks Strip Malls, Sincerity, and His New Podcast The Heartsick Boys https://t.co/2PDauPOFL0

[Erin Schnappauf @erinschnapp]

Check it out! @mattrschultz https://t.co/UloxgZYXEK