eej! 🦇🦇🦇

“Do you believe in ghosts, Ted?” “I do. But more importantly, I believe they need to believe in themselves.” (Ted Lasso)

[eej! 🦇🦇🦇 @erinsometimes]

"I don't know anything, EVER. It's really quite relaxing." #DirkGently

[claire sweet @girlfinalboss]

2am in bushwick bro had an entire KITTEN SPREAD

[Bill @MaxGreyCat]

@dog_rates “That’s why dogs are so dumb. They don’t know if they’re a seal or not“
- A Cat

[eej! 🦇🦇🦇 @erinsometimes]

No bet.

[Laura Stewart @LauraLizRobnson]

I don’t partake, but am curious:

Have Polymarket or Kalshi or whathaveyou ever had a bet on whether or not @SteveTempleton will roll up his sleeves? #mowx #stlwx

[the derp chronicles @boomerlynne]

when the horrors persist but so does napping 💤💤💤

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

one of my favorite things about cats is that when they don’t understand what something is, they hit it.

[nic @dietxcokewhore]

he wishes to be violent.

instead he is a little flower.

[Captain Raoul @CaptainRaoul]

Final snow totals update for Sunday afternoon (St. Louis Style) - 4 toasted ravioli!

#stlwx

[boots 👢 @stinky_boots]

hey gorl someone funked up your rug

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

our stocked trout have been informed that some of you will be showing up in $500 waders to fall down in knee-deep water. they will probably still laugh at you

[eej! 🦇🦇🦇 @erinsometimes]

Moving day in St. Charles means I am throwing money around like I have it. Big tips for movers because holy shit do I have a lot of books and a SECOND DoorDash order for supplies. It is not even ten am. ☠️

[eej! 🦇🦇🦇 @erinsometimes]

The part where he rubs his furry little ass across the top of her cup is peak “I’m trading you in for a roomba.”

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Salem. He waited for his mom to leave the car before stealing her breakfast. Loves the thrill of the hunt. 12/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

[eej! 🦇🦇🦇 @erinsometimes]

@alaskastardust @GracePersephone I cannot even with Bella. This spot allows her to see the bed AND the bathroom, which is her favorite room, so she is absolutely immovable.

[eej! 🦇🦇🦇 @erinsometimes]

Bought a cat bed for the kittens to share. Bella was not about it. (cc: @alaskastardust @GracePersephone)

[Friends of Bear Cat Rescue @feederofcats]

trying to get good pictures of Moonpie's litter for petfinder is going well

[eej! 🦇🦇🦇 @erinsometimes]

At AJR and they’re playing from the crowd but a dude directly behind them definitely just came to impress a girl because she knows every word and he looks mortified.

I may unlock my account for this tweet, tbh, because everyone needs to know this.

[TUXIES©️🇵🇸 free PALESTINE 🌈annie🕯️kate @gudboidomino]

You look ourt the window and see this wyd

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

'Please,' cried Frog, 'please go away!' But no one went away.

[Fake Muppet Show Guests @MuppetGuests]

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Sailor Mercury!

[Friends of Bear Cat Rescue @feederofcats]

Smooches, a sweet ~10 y/o lady surrendered to us for her tummy troubles, is making her social media debut to ask you for help with our Amazon wishlist

she prefers to eat many snacks, and you can help supply those snacks

https://t.co/AhXmJKDcqC

[St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues]

everyone loves watching the #stanleyCup Playoffs