You post nudes, I post memes because I’m too cripplingly insecure about my looks to ever let anyone see my body even in posed and edited pictures. We are not the same 😤😤😤
“losing/taking virginity”
- turns sex into an object
- places pressure on the decision
- you don’t actually lose or take anything ?
“sexual debut”
- exciting
- all focus is on u
- suggests a musical number is involved
college students be like
airpods: in
fafsa: spent
gas tank: empty
person i’ve been texting: ghosted
iced matcha w/ oat milk: slurped
midterm: failed
will to live: nonexistent
i want to be donna from mamma mia. sexy. ages well. looks good in overalls. escaped all her problems by moving to a greek island. conveys her emotions entirely through song. god what a life
I’m all for throuples, like you do you, but I am gonna murder this throuple on campus if they keep fuckin walking three person wide hand in hand down crowded walkways. Like you’re makin a bitch late.
It’s 1:13 am and I just thought of a time I embarrassed the fuck out of myself two years ago and long story short I’ll probably be up all night cringing to death