Erin

unconvincing emo lyrics | she/her

[Erin @erintansimore7]

My boyfriend just said that this is how he imagines the female orgasm feels

[Erin @erintansimore7]

quick question do you ever stop wanting a cigarette

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

it was a queer, sultry winter, the winter they executed the healthcare CEOs, and i didn't know what i was doing in new york.

[Dave Peasant, Aspiring Lorax @aspiringpeasant]

I saw something last might about this. How MAGAs are no longer gloating about "liberal tears" because liberals aren't crying.

The first time was a shock.

The second time everyone knew exactly what they were doing.

So liberals see this, rightly, as an assault on American values and the futures of their children and grandchildren.

They're not crying, they're cutting fascists out of their lives because now they've got to deal with the world the trolls made.

And so the trolls are all stuck with one another now, but the problem is their primary motivation was gloating over the Liberal Tears. So they're out of steam. And the MAGAs actually fucking hate *each other* too, so I'm the absence of snowflake tears they're quickly going to turn on one another.

When you elect fascism in my country you have told me who you are. You are full of hatred for the most vulnerable people in our society. You don't care about the environment or public health or education or human rights or the rule of law.

Fine, but we don't owe you a second more of our lives so you can feel better reveling in our sadness. We've gotta deal with the shitshow you've brought to our shores, so suck it up, buttercups.

[ethel cain's fly @ethelfiles]

ethel cain on the election:

"if you voted for trump, i hope that peace never finds you. instead, i hope clarity strikes you someday like a clap of lightning and you have to live the rest of your life with the knowledge and guilt of what you've done and who you are as a person."

[alex @aloomf]

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

[aaryan @blondedicarus]

nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- how many drunk cigarettes you smoked
- if you offered others drunk cigarettes
- if you drank just to smoke cigarettes

[Erin @erintansimore7]

@lil_ginkgo he’s fuckin good tho !!!!

[project hail asher 🔬 IS MEETING DNP @exemeows]

she donde on my estas till i biblioteca

[trish @ultragloss]

my favorite part of the eclipse was when jacob had to cuddle bella for warmth while edward was right there in the tent with them

[sarina @sariverse]

crazy how the only two options are running 5x a week or suicidal ideation

[Erin @erintansimore7]

@nccmiller Oh hello Dr. Blundstone

[Ciroc Obama @frogg_gurl]

Bi girls with boyfriends be like I’m socially gay but fiscally straight

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Why is Gorgeous the only thing you can be Drop-Dead. I wanna be drop-dead silly. Let my enemies crumble before me, overcome by the depths of my whimsy