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alexa play swag surfin

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Due to enormous personal flaws I refuse to work on, I will be arriving 20 minutes late with iced coffee, please respect that

[BBB 🏊🏽‍♀️ @b_walk3]

Me getting dressed to go to work when there’s an 8 year old YouTuber that made $26 million this year

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

i did another one

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

GOING TO THERAPY:
-expensive
-time consuming
-private

OVERSHARING REALLY WEIRD PERSONAL STORIES WITH MY COWORKERS AS THEY ENTER MY BRAIN:
-Free
-power move
-makes them extremely uncomfortable but we are closer after due to trauma bonding

[Nick Lehmann @NickStopTalking]

When a dog plays dead it’s “cute” but when I play dead I “lose my job”. Ridiculous

[SB Nation @SBNation]

the Dolphins after realizing scoring points might result in a win

[ellie @odairannies]

cersei and daenerys when they see each other in hell

[FATHER D ☆ @ayosworIdd]

HERE’S A 100 PART VINE THREAD TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY:

[★ Dumb Blondes Club ★ @peaceandbruv]

you know what beach boys yeah it would be fucking nice

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

ight imma head out

[𝖑𝖎𝖑𝖞 🦇 @tommysjuices]

love or hate ozzy osbourne he’s speaking straight facts here
https://t.co/BwmdigiMcr

[juicy j @therealjuicyj]

I know that Lean taste good but let’s drink some water today hydrate yourself

[AmericanDad @AmericanDadLive]

How Amazon actually delivers your package.

[Sabrina @stfu_sabs]

Therapist: And what do we say when we feel like this?

Me: It be like that sometimes

Therapist: No

[Barstool Sports @BarstoolsTweets]

Daenerys going off to Dreams and Nightmares https://t.co/MCTFnX6xLK