benny drill

[benny drill @erinvalve]

nipples but vape instead of milk

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

One of the most profound things I read in my original journey to ADHD diagnosis was what Dr. Ned Hallowell calls “the cough drop sign” in the book, Driven To Distraction.

I’d never felt more seen before reading this quote.

It comes from one of Hallowell’s ADHD patients:

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

This feels like a Seinfeld episode

[grace 🤝 @debtbarbie]

influencers publicly complaining about working 12 hour days and being tired meanwhile their 12 hour day is doing their own makeup and unboxing louis vuitton on camera and they’re making $250,000+ a year to do it. the rest of us work 12 hour days too babe, and for 1/5th of that 💀

[YMS (Adum) @2gay2lift]

Religious law is like if furries made everyone else wear fursuits.

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

I do not do bugs. You can literally rob me with a roach

[Uncle Baby Billy @edgewalker81]

Let me end this debate forever: fantasy is when Christopher Lee looks like this and sci-fi is when Christopher Lee looks like this

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

it’s breaking me how good this is

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

i’ve been taking some notes

[Лаура 🦠 @ecto_fun]

how could you take it from him for even a second id rather die

[A. @ASSHB25]

Don’t invite me to yo crib if yo couch peeling because imma peel it some more when you not looking

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Billy Joel lives in the tunnels beneath Madison Square Garden like the Phantom of the Opera

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

During the 1980s, the queen tried to stop Princess Diana's work in HIV advocacy, telling her to do something "more pleasant." But Diana ignored her, instead using her platform to tackle stigma and offer comfort to terrified people sick with what was then a terminal illness.

[Deep Fried Twinkie @deepfriedtwinke]

I knew the queen died before the BBC did because the irish blood inside me vibrated like an amber alert

[Neil Gaiman @neilhimself]

Elon Musk doesn't come to me for advice on how to fail to buy Twitter, and I don't go to him for film, TV or literature criticism.