komee. _

[𝑫𝒐𝒏 𝑨𝒍𝒇𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒐 @DonAlfonso99]

One day I will travel out of Nigeria too

[Uncle Femi Dapson @femi_dapson]

This thing go really pain Reekado Banks

[ຸ @ChicagoBoy7G]

FRA-GILE
person wey dey fra but dey agile
I am fragile.

[🌺MIRA @theBigMira_]

Y’all should better drag Mavo for his old tweets the same way y’all dragged Simi

[khaleesi🧍🏽‍♀️ @shelovesore]

Linkedin: Someone checked your profile
Me: Okay let me see who it is
Linkedin:

[👸 @escapetomarss_]

guys in the talking stage when you post a picture without sending it to them first

[dolapo @gammalin20]

who i think say i be wey i go lock money till december sef????

godddd

[Isi @Isibabyy]

Make person wey dey work, dey fear to buy Greek yoghurt and turkey 😭😭

Omo this country 🥲

[Soft Boy Jargo @ThatJargo]

They need to make more movies like Crazy Rich Asians.

[t @t1feeee]

text me.❤️

[Goddess🥀 @Swit_zee]

7yr old me and my classmates after I said “silence is the best answer for a fool” to the class bully

[MoeMoe 🇪🇸🚀 @NMoses_]

Claude omo werey. E go tinkering, actioning, stewing come use your session limit finish.

Oloshi

[ÀwámáridinifẹOlúwasímí Esq😚 @Awamaridiii]

There actually nothing we are gaining from this NYSC if you deep it.

Just khaki, queuing and thumbprinting for 12 months😀

[k @ysljennii]

So tomorrow isn’t Friday?????

[Tobussy @tobigetout]

You guys still have 50k?

[Daniel Friday Okodi @iamdanzor_]

Your salary go just Dey one bottle of perfume for one place. Which means person Dey smell like your salary.

[Zainab @_zmc_x]

Washing machine minutes are not real life minutes

[R.🧕🏿 @rofiatbukola_]

“Send your account number”

[Adedamola @Adedamohlarr]

9-5ers…..We made it to SALARY WEEK😭

[OLUWAFEYISAYO ❤️❤️ @Feyisparkles]

No but if 6 women should use your Fiancé to do Netflix documentary trend?? I think you should just run away for the sake of sanity